Your Fursonas quote of the day... (By Merloon and Mittie)

[Dr. Prower]

Jam: Pina Colada gummy, will you be my boyfriend and let me lick you whenever I want?
Me: Jam, you already have a mate.
Jam: Shhh! He doesn't have to know!

[Tim Siguire]

The gummy nods and hugs Jam.


Tim: "See. Too Nice."


Me: Ok. that's kinda odd on so many levels.


Tim: "You ever eaten a giant gummy?!!" Tim's mouth drooling and watering


Me: Whoa! ...No, I jhave not. I want to though.


Tim: "They're delicious. And the taste never ends! Although Gummy Furs know that real candies exist so they aren't scared or offended. In fact, some of them eat gummy candy too!"

[Frost]

Crucible: So you just spent nearly your whole day off in front of that screen?

Myself: Oh, and you've done much better?

Crucible: Why yes, I've been expanding my mind with fine pieces of literature, you should try it, Boy.

Myself: Bad fanfiction really doesn't constitute as "fine literature", you know?

Crucible *Grumbles and growls going back to reading* "You would be the one nerdy type to not enjoy a good ship"

Myself: Normal people don't ship "Drapple" as their otp, Cruci.

[kalan]

Me: what you doing

Kalan: training

Me: can i train with you

Kalan: how are you gonna train with me i out match you in speed strength and agility

Me: thats only cause you're half elf

Kalan: yes exactly

Me: so I'll be a half elf

Kalan: it doesn't work that way

Me: i made you a half elf I'll just make myself a half elf

Kalan: no it doesnt, you cant just          *smiles* go ahead pick a blade

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Mittie: Hey have you seen a smileyface somewhere laying on the ground?

Me: a smileyface?

Mittie: Yes, one of these human things...

Me: No? and how ...

Mittie: Wait i know where it is sorry friend

Me: You used to call me buddy?

Mittie: Yeah sorry .. Buddy

Me: May god help me someday ...

[Dr. Prower]

Jam: I wanna be a super saiyan.

Me: You can be anything.you.set your mind to!

Jam: What's with the periods?

Me: I'm typing on my phone and my finger keeps tapping the period instead of the space bar.

Jam: Stop it. It looks weird...

[Tim Siguire]

Tim: I wanna watch a bunch of comedic stuff.

Me: that's a problem.

Tim: why?

Me: cause we don't know who to look for. And finding someone new is a pain.

Tim: agreed. Hey, have you talked to that Black Jackal girl who can summon glaives?

Me: *sleeping silence*

[Tina]

Lennox: If your going to hack the game just to win that's fine. Just remeber if i catch you doing it when i'm trying to have fun playing multiplayer, i will hunt you down and make you eat your own controller.

(Based on a recent event where a hacker decided to pull some serious *censor* just because he didn't like the faft that my team was winning.)

[Dr. Prower]

Jam: I feel like I'm starting to become really popular.

Me: Just don't let it get to your head, okay?

Jam: You mean my big, gorgeous head of long red hair? *Rolls head, making her hair spin through the air*

Me: Yeah... that head.

[Dubaku]

Dubaku: *stares at Jam's hair* Them luscious red locks, though.
Me: True dat, you can't achieve that with any kind of weaves. Red is just-

Both: So sexy- Ey!

Cocaine & Caviar

[Dr. Prower]

Jam: Jamie, are you okay? You look upset.
Me: I don't want to talk about it...
Jam: Do you want a hug?
Me: ...I guess.
Jam: *hugs and squeezes me tight* Please don't feel bad. Is there anything I can do to help?
Me: Just keep hugging me...

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Me: Hey Merloon, i have a question for you.

Merloon: Kill your curiosity i guess..

Me: Is there any other person on this earth you like and who do you hate most?

Merloon: Easy first of all i only like my self and second of all i hate Mittie and i hate you, now let me be Ulrik...

Me:

Mittie: Awww don't feel bad he hates everyone, and for me i Like everyone and i hate no one *Hugs Me Tight*

Me: Aww thanks Mit,

[Tim Siguire]

Me: You gotta level up bro.

Tim: Make me! Or actually, help me please!

Me: alright alright.... Rule #1 in Kingdoms of Amalur. Never go into marked territory.

Tim: Marked?


Me: Yeah, territory owned by a big group of enemies... sometimes more than one group.

[MrRazot]

Perry: You have to work
Me: Nooooooooooo
Perry: You need to be ready to go in 2 hours
Me: exactly, i have time
Perry: if you do it now you can continue to do whatever you're doing on your laptop
Me: true... yea i'll get that done
Warren: OH! look! a kitten fail video! let's watch that first!
Me: Alright!
Perry: *sigh*

[Dubaku]

Me: *sigh*
Dubaku: What's wrong, homey?
Me: Yo, people today be mad sensitive, it's like no one can take a joke or recognize sarcasm.
Dubaku: Oh, lemme guess, then they label you the insensitive one.
Me: Yea, like all of the sudden I'm the ***hole. Like really, nigga, really?
Dubaku: Word, people need to learn to chill the F out.
Me: I mean, I ain't tryin' to preach world peace or nothin', that's just a straight up Liberal Pipedream.
Dubaku: Yo, we should start a party for the politically apathetic.
Me: My nigga! You just read my mind.
Dubaku: Should we?
Me: Let's.

Dimes to Diamonds