Your Fursonas quote of the day... (By Merloon and Mittie)

[Dubaku]

(Me and Dubaku sitting in class)
Me: *looks out window*

Dubaku: Whatchu thinkin'?

Me: I'm thinkin we bail, I just don't have the energy.

Dubaku: As tempting as that is... *shifts my head to the front of the classroom* we should really pay attention.

Me: Nigga, you serious?

Dubaku: Yea, I know it sucks, but suck it up.

Dimes to Diamonds

[Dr. Prower]

Me: I have a question.
Janine: What's up?
Me: You're me, right?
Janine: Yeah.
Me:And I'm me too.
Janine: I would hope so...
Me: So, if I dated you, would I still be single?
Janine: Is that your way of asking me out?
Me: No, no, nothing like that... never mind...

[Cifero Windtail]

Cifero: So... What is my sexual orientation supposed to be?


Me:... Huh?


Cifero: I mean... You've never really specified. What am I supposed to be into?


Me: Do we really have to talk about this right now?

[Cheza]

Me: *Just sitting around playing Majora's Mask 3D*


Muiri: *Suddenly appears*


Me: *Puts down 3DS and looks at her*


*Long-ish silence*


Muiri: "...Thanks..."


Me: *Gets up and hugs her*

[ENOJI Kengura]

Me: ....Was it a bad idea that i created that slapping thread?..
ENOJI: -with a swollen cheek--muffled: what makes you say that?
Me:  .......

[kalan]

Kalan: you look like crap

Me: oh wow thank you

Kalan: im mean you look tired

Me: thats cause i didnt get much sleep last night

Kalan: pfft mortals

Me: give me a hug

Kalan: touch me i bite you

[Tina]

Lennox: *looks up at me clearly pissed.*
Me: ok so maybe turning you feral was a tad extreme.
Lennox: *glares*
Me: however look at it this way. If you cure Acon of her fear of pokemon and become friends, not only will you be back to normal, but you'll also evolve."
Lennox:*glares*
Me:...i should start running...shouldn't i.
*shadow ball flys past my head*
Me: yep *starts running with Lennox chasing me*

[The Past]

Me: *sips coffee*
Geoff: "Aw, you didn't make me a cup..."
Me: "Oh, I didn't know you wanted some."
Geoff: "Of course I do!"
Me: "Well, feel free to make some."
Geoff: "Woo!... wait, you used the rest of the creamer, didn't you?"
Me: "Ehh, There's a tiny bit of the Italian sweet creme, but there's plenty of vanilla."
Geoff: "Aww, but vanilla's boring."
Me: *shrugs*
Geoff: "Mmmmh.... but it's good enough for me!" *dashes off*

[Ryan Naismith]

Bashed a dudes brains in, 'n one of his buddies is threatening me
"Kid... your friend there is either dead or a vegetable." He gestured vaguely at the grey matter irregularly spattered across the floor "and there seems to be a lot of meat product laying around, so I don't think he's a vegetable."

[The Past]

Geoff: Man, all this talk about food today made my tum rumbly...
Me: Yeah. That's, uh, sort of an odd thing to say with this last post here.
Geoff: How so--*reads last post*--Oh! Ohhhh, nuh. Nuh-uh. Nope. Nevermind. Appetite lost...
Me: Heh, I didn't know you were that weak to gore.
Geoff: Just kidding! Let's get some pizza.

[White Wolf Guardian]

White: You really need to get to a colder climate.
Me: I can't move any faster :c
White: Fail.
Me: </3

[kalan]

Me: dude we should go do something

Kalan: its almost midnight

Me: so

Kalan: you have to work tomorrow

Me: not if you go for me

Kalan: that would be quite the magic act wouldn't

Me: so you will

Kalan: *facepaw*

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Me: Ohh my niese drew a dragon for me, how cute

Mittie: Where i come from, dragons are normal and i have met them, they are usually really sweet

Me: Ow, awesome tell me about 1 dragon

Mittie: ehm i met this dude or well a buddy of mine called Rune, really sweet he is a technician at Protac, you guys should meet sometime

Me: Oh really great, that is very cute

Mittie: Why?

Me: Because Dragons

Mittie: Oh damn i love you sweety

Me: *Blushes*

[Zarconite]

Me: Hey Zarco, whats it like having fur?

Zarco: Its quite warm, fluffy and comfy, whats it like having skin?

Me: ..non fluffy, cold in the winter, hot in the summer, cuts are easily noticable

Zarco: Jealous?

Me: just a lil bit..

[White Wolf Guardian]

Me: Hey.
White: Yeah?
Me: You ever wonder why we're here?
White: Well it's one of life's greatest myst-.
Me: -This isn't Red vs. Blue!