But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[ZaraRaEchidna]

Now that's just silly. Why would I be so distraught over the cookie being eaten if I ate it? If I ate it then i'd be smug, and I definitely wouldn't be namecalling whoever did eat it. I'm too proud to call myself names.

[Tina]

"Is this the cookie you were all looking for?" Holding up a single cookie, was Hitman #6, and he had right paw pointing at the cookie like a gun.
"Nobody moves or this cookie...*dramatic pause as he puts on shades*...crumbles."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yells that guy from the CSI show as explosions appear behind Six.

(i think i will use this character particularly when i'm feeling evil.)