But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[ZaraRaEchidna]

*in a dark room ready for interrogation*
I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW. TELL ME, DO YOU KNOW ... WHO, OR WHAT, STOLE THE LAST COOKIE, FROM THE COOKIE JAR. SPILL THE BEANS! Or, rather, the cookie... I guess?

[Ryan Naismith]

*pulls someone into a table and begins waterboarding them*THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!

[ZaraRaEchidna]

WE NEED TO KNOW NOW; WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS HAD THE CRIMINAL MIND AND BAD BONES TO STEAL. THE COOKIE. FROM THE COOKIE JAR.

[Ryan Naismith]

WHERE IS IT! Where is the cookie!?
*the fur that I'm waterboarding points to his belly *
Yous sick.. HOW COULD YOU

[ZaraRaEchidna]

It is a hideous day for all... HOW COULD ANYONE BE SO ... SO... *single tear runs down face* tAKE 'EM AWAY. LOCK 'EM UP.

[Tim Siguire]

((Whoa Lol))


"This.. is instense. How do I know YOU didn't take it? How do YOu know YOU didn't take it... you probably did and didn't realize it because you were so busy doing somethuing else. or maybe, you THOUGHt you took it but someone snactched it from you and you feel guilty for eating but you dont remember so you interrogate everyone else!"

[kalan]

Better question is how do we know you didn't take it and in a moment of guilt find some random fur hypnotize them in to believing they took it create an elaborate plan to guilt trip someone else as a fail safe and all the while have a reindeer stashed out back for a quick get away just incase your plan went south.

[Tim Siguire]

But then it would loop back to you because if I am brainwashed to believe I ate the cookie, then maybe it was YOU.
or rather... we are all wrong and looking for the wrong thing. Maybe there was a GROUP who all ate it."

[ZaraRaEchidna]

a mind selfish enough to steal the cookie from the cookie jar would not be able to work in a team! It couldn't have been a group who ate  the cookie!

[kalan]

unless you are part of that group and you're trying to use logic to turn the attention away from you and your band of cookie stealing hooligans

[Tim Siguire]

See.. im asleep. *points at sleeping me* you can't say I ate it.

[kalan]

So we are in fact looking for the one fur here whom which would have crumbs in there fur

*Brushes fur* i do so acquit myself

[Tim Siguire]

I dont leave crumbs, but even if I did eat the cookie, >_> which I didnt <_< It would be digested by now. Muahahahaha!!

[ZaraRaEchidna]

Hmm. Mr Tim Siguire, why do you feel so inclined to say  that you DIDN'T take the cookie? Suspicious.

[kalan]

Why are you the only one not trying to acquit yourself is your guilt so strong you cant say you didnt do it