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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #90 on: January 02, 2012, 03:02:54 PM »
I confess to making the school's IT Manager very unhappy.


It started when we decided to see if netsend was running on the workstations (program to send messages between computers, its built in to windows), and if the routers would broadcast them around the whole school.
So i created a batch file with a command to send 500 messages to each workstation in the school, unfortunately for the IT guy it wasn't blocked so every workstation had 500 popup messages saying " M(^,..,^)M Rawr.. ".


They all required a reboot to get rid of the messages  :3


A while later we found out that there was a VPN connection to a different school a few kilometers away, they also had a big copyer/printer that was unprotected so we printed like 1000 pages with the same text.


And in our last year we decided to start a Unreal Tournament (old game, i know) game server in one of the IT classrooms. We put the game on flash drives and dropped them on the C drives of workstations all over the school. After a week we had 3 servers online and like 40 people playing. In the end it even crashed one of the schools servers.... B)


 



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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #91 on: January 02, 2012, 03:09:48 PM »
I confess to making the school's IT Manager very unhappy.


It started when we decided to see if netsend was running on the workstations (program to send messages between computers, its built in to windows), and if the routers would broadcast them around the whole school.
So i created a batch file with a command to send 500 messages to each workstation in the school, unfortunately for the IT guy it wasn't blocked so every workstation had 500 popup messages saying " M(^,..,^)M Rawr.. ".


They all required a reboot to get rid of the messages  :3

Nicely done sir, that made me laugh.
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2012, 03:13:49 PM »
That's a lot more badass than my IT confession.


In high school, me and my friends were labeled as "cyberterrorists" by the school's principal for what we did. We were pretty much infamous for it, which says something about the pedestrian nature of my high school. Anyway, we installed a virtual network controller on each of the computers in the library, which runs invisible in the background but lets us take control of any computer at any time. The real beauty of it though? We could control the computers from our iPod Touches.


One afternoon, in precalc, towards the end of a period I got on and there was somebody typing a paper at the library computer. I started finishing her sentences for her. She would pause for a moment, backspace over it, and start typing again.


After a few repetitions, she typed into a new line, "Who is this?"


To which I naturally typed back, "SATAN."


She said, "haha reallll funny"


To which I replied, "It won't be so funny when you're burning in hell, bitch!" and turned her computer off.


What I didn't know at the time was that the girl suffered from a mental illness, so she didn't get that it was a joke. Instead, she went to the principal and told him someone threatened to burn the school down.


A Pittsburgh cyber crime unit got called. One kid got caught, and he ratted out the rest of us. I got three days out-of-school suspension for that little prank.


The most ironic part? I now work at my school's IT helpdesk in college part-time.
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2012, 03:21:49 PM »
I don't really have an IT confession... I don't really know what an IT is...

But I do wear my sunglasses at night.  XD

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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #94 on: January 02, 2012, 03:48:19 PM »
IT is Information Technology. It's a fancy way to say computers and stuff.
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #95 on: January 02, 2012, 03:54:31 PM »
I didn't have the IT know how at school (still don't) so I did stuff like hide egg sandwiches in the ceiling tiles or fill the kettle in the common room with Irn Bru and tape the switch down.

Real mature stuff.
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« Reply #96 on: January 02, 2012, 04:18:59 PM »
I didn't have the IT know how at school (still don't) so I did stuff like hide egg sandwiches in the ceiling tiles or fill the kettle in the common room with Irn Bru and tape the switch down.

Real mature stuff.

We put talcon powder in the power supply of the teachers PC once, like behind the fan. When we turned it on he had a whole cloud of powder coming from the back of the PC.
It unfortunately also broke the power supply so we got a bill from the school for a replacement... was still funny as hell though..
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #97 on: January 02, 2012, 04:48:45 PM »
You know you've done a good job when you have to pay for the damage.
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #98 on: January 02, 2012, 04:56:33 PM »
i agree to that.
My IT techs whrn i was at high school hated me cause i played games on their network and the could never fine it under the 1000+ Folders i made XP
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« Reply #99 on: January 02, 2012, 05:08:34 PM »
i agree to that.
My IT techs whrn i was at high school hated me cause i played games on their network and the could never fine it under the 1000+ Folders i made XP

That reminds me of the old batch file fun we did back then.

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SET counter = 0

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goto GoOnAndOnAndOn

pop it in notepad, save as .bat file, click on your own risk..
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #100 on: January 02, 2012, 05:12:46 PM »
lol
Yeah i had batch file there that took out my collage Network.
Our IT guy said yeah you can never take out my network.
Yeah 30  computer running Ping to the sever for the entire Day Later.
He came back in and apologize to us and we stopped and laughed XP
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #101 on: January 02, 2012, 06:18:25 PM »
one time in middle school I managed to hack private student computer accounts and I wrecked all the files of people who bullied me..which was a lot in middle school :P
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« Reply #102 on: January 02, 2012, 06:25:47 PM »
i never really was worried about any bullies. they usually leave me alone and anyone that was my friend.
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Re: Confessions!
« Reply #103 on: January 02, 2012, 06:36:08 PM »
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I always resorted back to hands-on"solutions" if they bullied me or one of my friends....
Not the best solution but it works...
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« Reply #104 on: January 02, 2012, 06:37:30 PM »
confession! I once took the car out alone when I just had my learners permit XD
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