When two pieces of sheet music love each other veeeeeery much, they give the stork a call and have him deliver them a baby music box. As it grows up and learns to speak, it actually talks in the language of music. Then, once the music box is all grown up, corporations steal them from their homes and sell them for cash. When you open the music box, it's actually crying for help in the language of music. And you're a jerk for never understanding it!

Why does fur shed when hair doesn't?