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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #75 on: August 06, 2016, 05:48:07 PM »
When two pieces of sheet music love each other veeeeeery much, they give the stork a call and have him deliver them a baby music box. As it grows up and learns to speak, it actually talks in the language of music. Then, once the music box is all grown up, corporations steal them from their homes and sell them for cash. When you open the music box, it's actually crying for help in the language of music. And you're a jerk for never understanding it! XD

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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #76 on: August 06, 2016, 05:51:48 PM »
Because your fur feels like it needs a haircut so badly, it does it itself.


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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #77 on: August 06, 2016, 05:56:42 PM »
it is a planet, they recently gave it the name of a planet again ;) But it's because pluto was crying too much, and being such a baby, so that the people gave it the name back :P


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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #78 on: August 06, 2016, 05:58:03 PM »
Because, how else could we poop?


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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #79 on: August 06, 2016, 06:01:20 PM »
Of course! There once was only 1 world, but it felt lonely, so it called for it's friends to come. Unfortunately it can't have friends, because it's alone, so it split itself into infinite amount of copies of itself to talk to. How sad.  XP


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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2016, 01:32:22 AM »

God sneezed an made an explosion.




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Re: Explain It!
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2016, 02:12:46 AM »
itz bcuz u dum an cant spel rite dat u did dat. y u evin tri dat?

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