Explain It!

[Nishjin]

When two pieces of sheet music love each other veeeeeery much, they give the stork a call and have him deliver them a baby music box. As it grows up and learns to speak, it actually talks in the language of music. Then, once the music box is all grown up, corporations steal them from their homes and sell them for cash. When you open the music box, it's actually crying for help in the language of music. And you're a jerk for never understanding it!

Why does fur shed when hair doesn't?

[Ræfóa Aldrnari]

Because your fur feels like it needs a haircut so badly, it does it itself.


Why iz Pluto not planet no more?

[Riddle]

it is a planet, they recently gave it the name of a planet again But it's because pluto was crying too much, and being such a baby, so that the people gave it the name back


Why do we eat?

[Ræfóa Aldrnari]

Because, how else could we poop?


Can you explain the many worlds theory?

[Riddle]

Of course! There once was only 1 world, but it felt lonely, so it called for it's friends to come. Unfortunately it can't have friends, because it's alone, so it split itself into infinite amount of copies of itself to talk to. How sad. 


how was the earth formed?

[Kara]

God sneezed an made an explosion.




(This is a true story that happened a minute ago.)


Why did I have the sudden urge to stick a candy up my nose? And why did I do it?

[Nishjin]

itz bcuz u dum an cant spel rite dat u did dat. y u evin tri dat?

Why does nobody get that reference?