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I hate the time leading up to Christmas, everyone is so cranky, I've almost gotten in to car accidents more times then I want to remember and all people do is start screaming at you. Christmas Eve two years ago an 18 wheeler decided he wouldn't move over on the turnpike near an on ramp I was getting on... Mind you he was the only car, almost ran me off the road... I also hate being bombarded by commercials for toys for kids, drives me nuts. And that Christmas music they play everywhere starting in October makes me want to Stab people....
As for Collars Vee's seen mine, little to HUGE to not be noticed in public, but it fit's around my suit neck
