One from a great movie:
'Never lie, cheat, or steal. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must steal, Steal away in the moments that take your breath away.
Ah, Hitch. Very good movie. Of course, I like all of Will Smith's movies (the ones I've seen anyway).
But I like the full quote better...
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. "
And I love this...
V: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona."
[pauses]
V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: "The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
[giggles]
V: "Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Evey Hammond: "Are you like a crazy person?"
V: "I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?"
Evey Hammond: "I'm Evey."
V: "Evey? E-V. Of course you are."
Evey Hammond: "What does that mean?"
V: "It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidences."
From V For Vendetta, when V introduces himself after he kills the Fingermen that attacked Evey.
