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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Scyler on April 26, 2009, 01:34:34 AM
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They can be funny, suave, relaxing or deep with meaning. It doesn't matter who you qoute or what you quote, just remember to block out bad words if they're in it.
I'll start with a quote from my brother.
"Don't go to bed with an itchy butt. You'll only wake up with a smelly finger." -Jake
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"Be true to yourself, if you aren't you are betraying the person closest to you, yourself."- My friend Truhman
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One of my favorites...
"When all else fails, crowbar the ******" -Anonymous
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Hehe
"I'm not a freak, I only do freaky things!"- my friend Bonnie
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"Don't knock it unless you've tried it." -Unknown
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"May the Schawrtz be with you"- Yogurt
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"I hate the log..." -Sasuke from the Naruto Abridged parody series
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"Je Taime Loutres"-me it means 'i love otters' in french
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"When all else fails, pull out a crowbar, it's the answer to everything"
-Myself
"Hydra Dominatus!" -Alpha Legion battle cry
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"Dont choke, sheesh I knew I shouldn't have given you that chili dog"- Knuckles to Sonic
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"I'm everywhere and nowhere" -Myself again
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"Sleep is of essence"-Mr.Moo
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"I'm a woman, at least, I was a woman, ARGHHHHHHH I CAN'T REMEMBER"
Fallout 3 Super Mutant
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"Tunnel Snakes Rule!" Tunnel Snake from Fallout 3
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"Ergh, Somethings wrong this thing. IT keeps jamming!!! See?"
Last words of Pvt Anthony Carmine, Gears of War.
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"If brute force isn't working it's because you aren't using enough."
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"that would be TOO easy" - myself
"live and let live" - me and many others
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"Remember Remember the 5th of November........"
V
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"if i where a pie i would be green" ME!!!
"the color T is brown" Mr afeaki
"i did a Doody in my pants" Mr afeaki again
"i wish elmo was here" Mr afeaki AGAIN
"the letter blue is also brown" Mr afeaki
"plea sihh up down plea" Mr afeaki
i could go on but im falling even more asleep
(Mr afeaki is my old science teacher)
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"ALRIGHT CHUMS UP LET'S DO THIS
LEEEEROYYYYY JEEEENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
no explanation needed
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"It's like enthusiastically shoveling the [manure] out of a horse stall while you keep smiling and saying to yourself 'There's gotta be a pony in here somewhere!'" ~my Drawing teacher
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(when asked to do something simple)
'but that would require effort on my part' - me....often
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"Ok, We're surronded by the Glorft, this isn't fair"
"Yea I agree"
*punches his ally and knocks him out*
"Now... It's fair"
Coop from Mega XLR
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"The Apprentice isn't cheap. He's just among the strongest, fastest, most maneuverable, most versaitle, and easiest to play characters in the game."
Me, making a convincing argument to my buddy David over Soul Calibur 4.
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"You're the force that keeps my whole universe together"
A quote i made on msn. Lame, i know
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"When you get the opportunity, dance."
My sister britney!
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"By the Rings, It's the Demon!"
Halo Elite before having a 'blue fuzzy spider' attach itself to his face
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If love is light, you are the Sun. ~Me... Directed to Ruffie
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"The Unity is all around us, Look around you and feel the positive energy flow around you, that energy is Unity, for it protects us from the darkness that surrounds us"
Me just randomly thinking up stuff
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"O' what sad times we live in where passing ruffians can say 'ni' to an elderly woman..." - Roger the Shrubber, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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"There are only 3 laws a Black Templar follows.
# 1 If I charge, Follow
# 2 If I retreat kill me
# 3 If I fall, avenge me!"
Black Templar Codex
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What doesn't kill you....usually succeeds on the second attempt - Mr. Krabs woot^-^
Remember it's not murder, it's just assisted suicide - Me
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"The Plasma Gun, it's unreliable, it can't be used for stealth with that glow, it's very likely to explode in your face, it takes awhile to charge, it's very heavy, the recoil is immense, and your targeted more then another soldier. Why do I use it, have you seen the penetration on this thing? I mean I punched a hole in tank armor for crying out loud, that outweighs the disadvantages!"
Me
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"GET TO DE CHOPPA" -Arnie
"He's very i'll, I'll need to take him to the hospital"
"A hospital? what is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important"
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me shirley"
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"LOOK MA, I'M A LUMBERJACK!"
Serious Sam
"A secret rocket launcher? COOL!!!"
Serious Sam
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Run I say, RUN FROM MY POWERZ!!....what those powers are...I'm still trying to figure out, BUT RUN!!
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where is door......door is gone?... - Manuel, Fawlty towers
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"Oh! you're German! I thought there was something wrong with you!" - Basil, Faulty towers
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"Faith is my shield, and the flames of Arnor my weapon, Cower Demon, for your death has come!"
me being crazy again
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In all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two types of men and only two. There are the ones staying put on his proper place, and ones with his foot in the other ones face. -Sweeney Todd
We all deserve to die. Even you, Mrs. Lovett, even I! - Sweeney Todd
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How much damage can you do with a pen?
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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George Bush
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"When in doubt, pull the hanger out." - Me
(:
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"Dang, I look beautiful!" Tre Cool from Green Day
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''My friend,
the fates are cruel,
there are no dreams,no honor remains,
the arrow has left the bow of the goddess.''
Genesis Rhapsodos-crisis core- final fantasy VII. from loveless act 4.
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"I think I'll stick to breaking skins and bending metal." - Me
"Huh?" - Him
"Drums." - Me
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"OMG GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!"
Me featured on Elk Angel's signature
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I don't get it xD
Anyway, here's a moto of mine by Dr. Seuss, "Be who you are, and speak what you feel. Those who matter don't mind, and those who
mind, don't matter."
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"People are people, don't expect more."- my uncle Mike
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Ready for the most epic quote ever?
"..." - as made famous by any and all Japanese RPGs
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Ready for a even more epic quote????
Ready for the most epic quote ever?
"..." - as made famous by any and all Japanese RPGs
:P :P
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"I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do." - Dr. Otto Scratchnsniff
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"The Sky turned a blood red, resembling that of the lives lost, the tears came down harder now, as if the Heavens were enraged that there was nothing we, or they could do to prevent this miniature war within a war. The only thing left for us, the Lost as we are called, is to flee, to hide away. But no matter where we go, the horrors follow us, they stalk us, in our darkest memories, we can’t escape what happened, but we can only hope that we can shape the future so this never happens againâ€
My character Carmine in a story
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Nice one Gabag!
I went to the History Museam in London today and saw some really moving stuff...
"Never was so much owed by so many to so few" - Winston Churchill
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"No one had the courage to try to recover the bodies to give them a proper burial, the White Scars and the robots have turned this once sacred site into a war zone …" Same source as the last quote
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Nice.
Here's one I came up with at school a while back,
"I think I'll stick to breaking skins and bending metal." - Dessum Ryugen (Talking about Drumming)
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DONT BREAK MAH SHIn
"Ok listen, we're surrounded, we're almost out of ammo, and we're out of food and supplies, and half of us are dead, NOW it's a fair fight!"
Me at random
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to go along with gabag's theme, "well, a few thousand of them and three of us? i feel sorry for the little ********"
spartan in Halo: The Fall of Reach
"the pen is mightier than the sword, but how about i dip my claymore in ink? will that be good enough?" - me arguing with my english teacher.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH" - pirates and charlie brown after having the football pulled away from him.
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"a red pen is as good at crossing out things as it is leaving a mark on your forehead if you don't spit out that gum." My English teacher/ journalism editor Mrs. Reeder
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"If the Macedonians have a large legion of pikemen, go with the sure fire tactic to destroy them,
Arrows, Hoplite Mercanaries, Roman Legions.
Works every time."
-Me Total Warring
Post Merge: June 02, 2009, 12:19:37 AM
"You may have engulfed my butt in flames, but you just handed me a flamethrower, may I make a suggestion..... RUN!"
"Samus is inside you, SAMUS IS EVERYWHERE, BEWARE FOR SAMUS IS HERE!!!'
Gabag- So does that mean Samus is in my pants????
Samus: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAYBE!
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Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutus are a blood-thirsty, savage tribe. If they catch you, they will show no mercy!
Ace: Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent... *thing*
Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna...
Ace: Hi there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna!
[quickly turns to face one of the natives]
Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Alrighty Then!
[turns to another]
Ace: Excuse me, your balls are showing.
[thumbs-up]
Ace: Bumblebee tuna.
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"every one is blonde, some people's hair just hasn't gotten the message yet"- my friend tim
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[Lady Scientist]: You know how to make things almost out of nothing... I bet you can make a bomb out of chewing gum!
[MacGyver]: (Looks to her) What? You have some?
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"Life is just a game where you've skipped the tutorial, lost your save data, your controller is broken and you have yet to get past level 1" - Me
"The greatest mountain one will ever have to climb in life is the mountain that is you" - Me
"Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man :tell me 'bout the colour of your soul." - Scatman John
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"If only I could show you the places I've seen, you might understand the things I say. I've been to the desolate lands, wandered by those souls who still see the lands of the living, but wear the cloak of the dead. Blind to their own ends, they cry, passing through one another like shadows, in the dying light of day. I've traveled to where souls rot in torment, pierced with the jagged shards of life and vision, clinging to memory, regrets of the flesh. I saw that this prison was of their own making, and the key was in unknowing and release.
And still, I traveled on.
And finally, I came to the place where souls go to die, where the mirrored and warm spirits fall into an endless sea of grey mirrored glass. And I lowered myself within, and laid there among them, and I almost did not return. And do you know what I found there? There among the silent and embattered shells of the innumerable? Peace. Enlightenment. Truth. Only then did I realize this place, this 'life', is an abomination, a horrible distortion of the natural order. This, 'life', who mothered pain, and fear, and envy, these twisted children who exist only because we are here to feed them, to nourish them! This, 'life', this, afterthought! A disturbance, a mere ripple in that grey, dead sea. Not even the cause, but merely an effect, sending these souls upward, screaming for release from the day when they are torn from their waters.
The effect of what, I do not know, nor do I care.
Have you ever spoken with the dead? Called to them from this side? Pulled them from their silent rest? Do you know what it is they feel? Pain. Pain, when torn into this wakefulness, this reminder of the chaos from which they had escaped, pain at having to live. There will be no more pain. There will be no more chaos." - Kerghan's view of life, taken from Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura
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"I'm here to kick *** and to chew gum, but I'm all outta gum" - Anon
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"Oh, the things that I have missed... The Black Plague! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch Reunion!" - Ivan Ooze laments over the things that he missed during his imprisonment, taken from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
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"Let us go foreward together" - Winston Churchill
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"You wanna know what you get on your report card for misbehaving,
A nice red F U"
My Science Teacher Mr. Worobetz being the best teacher ever
(mods if I need to edit this please inform me)
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"enemy fire incoming!, all stations evasive actions!...... evasive actions!" *sirens blare* - homeworld
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"When I joined the Core we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks, all we had was 2 sticks and a rock for a whole platoon, AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK!"
Sgt. Johnson in Halo 2 Heroic third level
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From a Halo game also, though I can't remember which one:
"One question, what if you miss?"
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"I won't."
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From a Halo game also, though I can't remember which one:
"One question, what if you miss?"
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"I won't."
thats Cortana talking to Master Chief in Halo 2 aboutto fly the bomb onto the Covenant Carrier,
yes i'm a halo nerd to te max
"When the world ends, I'll be waiting with a video camera"
my signature on the bethesda forums
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"Poke poke, scuffle, scuffle scuffle!" My friend Chelsea after my friend Nick poked me and made me crawl in my sleep into his closet like the crawling monsters in Silent Hill 2
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"*Click* Oh ****** I'm outta ammo!" - Killing Floor
I love that game! It's so British! And so much British humour xD
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i know necroing threads is illegal on these forums, but this quote has been bugging me
ahem
"The Furry Forums,
A place where one can be anthropomorphic, one can make friends,
A place where on... is truly human"
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"The Statue of Liberty is kaput...that's disconcerting..."
- Cpt. Miller, Saving Private Ryan
"Come to Drama Night, $5!"
"What's the play about this time?"
"Have you seen the movie, Museum?"
"Uhh, yeah."
"K, well it's nothing like that..."
- Adrian and I
"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops always end up in your pants."
- Unknown
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"To make a fool out of yourself is to be a fool, to let someone else make a fool out of you is to be a fool and a cowarda"
~myself
"To live life fast is to die young and adventerous, to livf life slow is to die old with nothing happening, to live life in the speed limit let's you savor every second"
~again me : )
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
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"Friendly fire - isn't." - Unknown
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"Both barrels for you ***" - A Character from the game "Killing Floor"
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"I didn't forget, we've just never met before." - Yuffie to Sora in KH Chain of Memories manga
"Sora. We're friends, right? So if we die, we die together!" - Jimini Cricket to Sora in KH Chain of Memories manga
"*shock* Hardcore Friendship!!" - Sora thinking about quote above.
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"he who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"
-Avenged Sevenfold
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I dunno if this is here already.. x3
"Bingo. The name's Axel. Got it memorized?" - Axel to Sora on KH2
lol, sorry, I'm a KH addict x3
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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you. If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor."
- Lamb Of God
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all mushrooms are edible once!.... - my grandad in slovakia.... and now my personal motto....
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"Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age
the child is grown, and puts away childish things.
Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies."
Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Homer: I'm so bored!
Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to REDUCE boredom!
The Simpsons.
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"Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!"
"Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"
The Mummy
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the slovak optimist is learning english, the slovak pesimist is learning russian and the slovak realist is learning to shoot.... a joke from me the slovakian cat..
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"It is a far greater victory to make another see through your eyes than it is to close theirs forever." - Kreia, taken from Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
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"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate"- Darth Helmet
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"Dont worry about them, just don't bother, after all they're just little kids"
My brother
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"Honey it's alright. I'm not asking the world of you, I'm trying to give it to you "- Love of my Life. (Donovan)
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"It's my life, i choose how i live it"-Myself
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"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says nothin after that. You might get some girl talk trash to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fool around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that punk in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
-Mr. White, Reservior Dogs
Pumpkin: The way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they care? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.
Yolanda: Did it work?
Pumpkin: Yeah, it worked. That's what I'm saying. Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone! Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a phone. Cleans the place out, doesn't even lift a finger.
Yolanda: Did they hurt the little girl?
Pumpkin: I don't know, there probably never was a little girl in the first place. The point of the story isn't the little girl, the point of the story is, they robbed a bank with a telephone.
-Pulp Fiction
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good ol' Pulp Fiction
"Oh I seem to have broken your concentration. Please continue"
Jules
Pulp Fiction
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'From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo, like a big fat drunk disgruntled, yuletide rambo' -The Night Santa Went Crazy
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"But I don't want to fall in love with you." Corey Taylor singing "Wicked Game" - a song by Stone Sour
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"For England James?"
"No.... For me"
007, Goldeneye
Alec Trevelyan has the first quote
James Bond has the second
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I don't know why, but I just fealt the urge to post this somewhere.
"I am the cheese. I am the best character of both the salami and the bologna combined." Filbert (From an old cartoon I used to watch.)
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"For England James?"
"No.... For me"
Love that line! xD
"There is only one happiness in life: to love and to be loved."
George Sand
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I lay in bed last night looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? xD
me ^_^ .. though really i heard it somewhere else...
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"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate"- Darth Helmet
So what does that make us?
NOTHING!!!
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"What is the color blue?"
"Well my friend, if I like you, i yell BLUE! in your direction, and if I dont like you, i yell PURHPLEH in your direction, got it?"
"I think so BLUE!"
"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!"
randomness
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"In twenty years, when we're DEAD!" - My nephew, Jeremy, if you ask him when something will happen.
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"I'm already dead...I'm just waiting for rigor mortis to kick in" A quote from myself
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"Why is it beeping!?"
"It's a bomb..."
Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
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can't remember who said these but it was different people for each one
"cats were put on earth to show that not everything has a purpose"
"Light travels faster than sound - isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"
"When one person acts strange he is called a lunatic. When a large number of people act strange it's called religion."
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One of my all-time favourites:
"Everything you touch turns to rigor mortis!"
Also:
"Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time"
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Heard this in the headboy's school speech today:
"Victory is never final, defeat is never fatal, it's courage that counts."
Winston Churchill
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"Yeah, it's all cool."
Edit: "Oh crud, wrong topic!" Benny
Watch your language. You set off the auto-sensor. And you do not edit what a moderator writes in your posts. Hehehe. Sorry, I didn't know using (Another word for poop is also a game found at a casino) was bad. Crud is better, right?
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One from a great movie:
'Never lie, cheat, or steal. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must steal, Steal away in the moments that take your breath away.
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"When I was asked to speak at your commencement, I immediately said yes...Then I wondered what a commencement was. I didn't have a dictionary so I had to write the word down to break it up and figure out the meaning myself. Common-cement. Commencement. We commonly see cement on sidewalks. Sidewalks have cracks...and when you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. So there's that. So I am honored to be speaking here today at your common cement." - Ellen Degeneres
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"When the chips are down, these people will eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
-The Joker (Heath Ledger), The Dark Knight
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton
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One from a great movie:
'Never lie, cheat, or steal. If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must steal, Steal away in the moments that take your breath away.
Ah, Hitch. Very good movie. Of course, I like all of Will Smith's movies (the ones I've seen anyway).
But I like the full quote better...
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. "
And I love this...
V: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona."
[pauses]
V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: "The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
[giggles]
V: "Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Evey Hammond: "Are you like a crazy person?"
V: "I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?"
Evey Hammond: "I'm Evey."
V: "Evey? E-V. Of course you are."
Evey Hammond: "What does that mean?"
V: "It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidences."
From V For Vendetta, when V introduces himself after he kills the Fingermen that attacked Evey.
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"cats were put on earth to show that not everything has a purpose"
To who ever said that, boo. Okay, just boo.
"That joke was funny the FIRST time. ...Ammusing the SECOND. ...Annoying the THIRD." Danny Bonaduche (I say that whenever that Scrubbing Bubbles commercial comes on where all those bubbles go "EWWWW" in a tone that is cute at first but gets annoying quick.)
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"I am many things, Kal-El. But here, I am God."
-Darkseid (Michael Ironside), Superman: The Animated Series. Legacy Pt. 2
spoilers:
When taken in context, it's even better though, that despite enslaving people and forcing them to work in the slave pits of Apokolypse, the slaves see Darkseid as a God, carrying him off to heal him when Superman defeated him.
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"There are three important things in life; your friends, your family and ice cream"
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"I'm not going to block you, cause if I do, you won't learn anything." Me talking to another furry nazi. (He probably won't learn anything anyway.)
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The Uruk'Hai are upon us; Man the gattling guns!
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I loved this quote from Citizen Kane because it kind of not only the context and Orson Welle's acting, but the way it was filmed makes me think of this particular part more than anything else. I wanted to share this because it's one of my favorite moments in cinema ever.
Charles Foster Kane: Don't worry about me, Gettys! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Kane! I'm no cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes! Gettys! I'm going to send you to Sing Sing! Sing Sing, Gettys! Sing Sing!
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was my second favorite quote from Lord of the Rings Trilogy, my first was "That still only counts as 1."
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Ah, Hitch. Very good movie. Of course, I like all of Will Smith's movies (the ones I've seen anyway).
But I like the full quote better...
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. "
Yes, that's the one. I tried to find the actual quote but couldn't and so had to do it from memory :P
and to stay on-topic =
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really." - Dr. Evil
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And that is why I use imdb.com for movie or show quotes. You just search for a movie or show then on its page you go down and find quotes and click to see more. Of course, sometimes the site has all quotes except the one you want. lol.
"Do or do not; there is no try." - Yoda
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I got one from one of the greatest comedies ever made. Caddyshack!
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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The Emperor: Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion.
[Luke's eyes go to his lightsabre]
The Emperor: You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Luke: No.
The Emperor: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.
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"Courage is admitting you took the cookie from the cookie jar before some idoit decided to make a song about it."
- Me.
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"THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD!"
Replica Soldier
F.E.A.R. after seeing a grenade go off, and people well painting the walls with blood
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"I'm a furry!" - Edmond when he gets turned into a cat in the movie Rock-A-Doodle.
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"you dont think youre a cat.... you KNOW youre a cat!" ~ my mate malcolm at school when we where chatting in chemistry ^_^ what awesome times...
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"If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance"
King Theoden, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
I'm gonna use that whenever I do ANYTHING!
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"Only losers leave the table early." Wario.
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"Here's mah *** farm!" - The Aussie guy from "Tropical Thunder."
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"This isn't an argument, it's a series of contradictions!"
"No it isn't!"
-Monty Python, Monty Python's Flying Circus
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"It's funny how some one can break your heart but you still love them with all the little peices." ~emo guy in my math class
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"You could have had them both done if you hadn't been in there skulking and listening to that racket."
"Racket?! That's Brahms! Brahms third racket!"
-Sybil & Basil Fawlty. Fawlty Towers, Episode 1.
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"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda
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Ha, that was a good one Spike :P
"You just made rock history dude!" Corey Taylor to Joey Jordison after he played with Metallica
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"How can you love, how can you hate, that which you do not acknoledge?" ~Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
R.I.P. Johnny C.
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"Can I see some ID?" - cashier to my buddy, Jeff.
*waves his two fingers in an ark* "You do not need to see my identification." - Jeff
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"Rule # 1, Maintain Cardio"
Columbus, Zombieland
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Is it okay if I post two? If not, you can reprimand me or something. Sorry, I just really, really love these two moments.
My favorite moment between Rei and Shinji in the series Neon Genesis Evangelion
*After Shinji opens her Eva's entry plug after a vicious battle*
Rei: I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm supposed to say at this time.
Shinji: Why don't you just smile?
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The End of Evangelion
*During a surreal "conversation" between Shinji and an imagined Asuka*
Shiji: *tossing chairs and the table over* Please, don't abandon me! Don't go away! Please don't kill me!!!
Asuka: *coldly* No.
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my computer when i tried to get my homework off my pendrive~
~ Pendrive E:// refers to an area that does not exist ~
oh brilliant >:(
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I've got several but can't remember who said them.....
"Cat's were put on earth to show that not everything on earth has a purpose." - some blasphemer who will recieve a scratch on the nose
"When one person does something strange they are called a lunatic. When a large group of people do something strange it's called 'religion'." - a wise man
"Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?" - another wise man
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" your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!
ze french person-monty python and the holy grail
"that rabbits DYNAMITE!!"
king arthur-monty python and the holy grail
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WingedZephyr has given me permission to post here.
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. If we would not allow our enemies have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin
"I would like to rest with my family. But, because my people and soldiers are important to me, I sacrifice my personal life to pave the road of revolution." Kim Jong-il
"The doom of a nation can be averted only by a storm of flowing passion, but only those who are passionate themselves can arouse passion in others." - Adolf Hitler
"Do not be attracted to easy paths, because the paths that make your feet bleed are the only true ways to get ahead in life." - Saddam Hussein
"War alone brings the highest tension of all human energies, and imposes the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it." - Benito Mussolini
"I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition." - Fidel Castro
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lol I love that you posted quotes from every well known dictator.
"A rash action is worse than no action at all." - The Doctor
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"This is the sort of arrant nonsense up with I will not put!" -Churchill
"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work!" -Thomas Edison
“There's a graveyard in northern France where all the dead boys from D-Day are buried. The white crosses reach from one horizon to the other. I remember looking it over and thinking it was a forest of graves. But the rows were like this, dizzying, diagonal, perfectly straight, so after all it wasn't a forest but an orchard of graves. Nothing to do with nature, unless you count human nature.”- Barbara Kingsolver
"A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'" -Unknown
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"[removed] it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a stonemason!"
~ Dr. McCoy.
Famous as the quote may be, the language can left offline.
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i don't mind dying, as long as i'm not there when it happens
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"It's not about money. It's about sending a message." - "The Joker" played by Heath Ledger in "The Dark Night"
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that's a good one :)
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"I'm not wierd, you're just not as normal as me." -Me
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"talking about music, is like dancing about Architecture" - Dad X3
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"I'll make the vibrations of the air around me be my canvas"
"Even if you die trying, let every tear, every smile, every drop of sweat and every thought bring you to the destination of your dreams"
"Why do we continue to let even our most unjustifiable beliefs flourish in our hearts, when there are people out there willing to attack us for even the harmless?"
"To find logic you must let go of your known logic"
"If you're so normal, why do you have to take it out on the abnormal?"
"There's a reason I'm ignoring you, if not bright enough to see why then it's more of a reason to ignore you"
"The most painful things are the most lasting things"
"Stop doing quotes, Tyla, you're bad at it"
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"Thank you Shepard, I'm sorry... *BLAM!*" Saren in Mass Effect, convincing him to kill himself after he had been enslaved by the reapers
Me: *Speechless*
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A Fact Of Life: "Being human, having your health, that's the most important thing." Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi.
Go Figure: "When it comes to making friends, always tell it like it is. But watch out what you say. I forget how the phrase ends." The Triangle.
What The?: "You ware worried abuot me?" Samurai Shodown 4. (They can't spell Victory right either)
Tee Hee: "If they come knocking at your door, there's always the secret dungeon." The Book Of Rigor Mortis.
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You get what you get and you don't throw a fit...
Mum, I miss ya'...
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the four seasons,
1. youth
2. adolescents
3. middle age
4. MY you're looking well
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"ill be the narrator!.....whats a narrator? O_o"
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I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the UNIVERSE in under six seconds with enough time left over to move 30 feet. I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a SUBATOMIC LEVEL by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the GRAVITATIONAL PULL of the planet. I shelve physics texts under "FICTION" in my personal library! I consider the LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS loose guidelines at best! In short I am grasping the reins of the universe's carriage and every morning I wake up look to the HEAVENS and shout "GIDDY UP BOY!" You may never grasp the COMPLEXITIES of what I'd do but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than SLACK-JAWED OBLIVION in my presence I sir am a WIZARD and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware! -Vaarsuvius, the Order of the Stick Comic
...Wizards, man.
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o.o... "Politics is show business for ugly people."-- the chalkboard outside on the porch
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Sometimes, only one person is missing, and the whole world seems depopulated.
~Alphonse de Lamartine
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"OMG, GET ON THE FLOOR! EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!!!"- Gabag
"I quoted myself who was quoted by Elk Ironfang
Word to yo Motha" - Oh snap me again
"Well a young woman was rescued by a dashing commander and then invited to join his crew, what could I possibly be suggesting?"
Tali'Zorah Vas Neema on weather or not she's flirting with Commander Shepard by the man himself
"Chasing a rouge Spectre across the stars with countless lives at stake and no rules or regulations to get in the way?
I'd say that beats C-Sec"
Garrus on his new job
"Glad the imminent demise of all organic life has given you new career opportunities"
Tali's response to Garrus
"YOU FLAMING IDIOTS!!!" *Dramatic posing"
"TAKE THIS!!!!"
Zhang Bao summoning a meteor shower in Dynasty Warriors
"Feel the power of my maaaaaajaaccck!" Zhang Bao summoning boulders to roll down the mountain on the advancing enemies.
"Wei shu wu"
Dynasty Lawyers tagline
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"So many Dynasty Warriors quotes..." Me after reading Gabag last post xD
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"A British, Muslim terrorist born and bred in Leeds once said that he will talk to the government in the only language they understand, violence. He said this because peaceful protests were held. Over the past decade, millions have marched and lobbied. Nothing has come of it. When someone asks to be heard, the worst thing you can do is to close your ears, your mind or your heart."
"A person who will admit their guilt with genuine shame is someone I respect. I almost exclusively respect those who are honest to others and to themselves."
"Telling the majority what it’s like to be discriminated against, is like telling a koala what it’s like to swim."
"An adult is someone who has fallen from grace and risen anew."
"When accused of some moral crime, people will fight tooth and nail to be proven innocent, especially when they have a shred of guilt."
"The only thing you truly have is your mind. Take care of it."
"In Guantanamo Bay, some inmates still smile. One should wonder how that’s possible."
"The greatest king and the poorest beggar are no different to a maggot’s hunger."
"Parents do not raise their children, communities do."
"You can only raise children to act as you do, not better, not worse. Whether or not the child follows your example is up to them."
"One may say that they KNOW they are right. In reality, they BELIEVE they are right. Beliefs can always be changed for something better, and if you find that better belief, grab it with both hands, especially if it changes everything."
"Be good and some may defend you. Be bad, and they will be blind to your cuts. Be honest and some may learn. Be deceitful and they will be deaf to your pleas."
All quotes by me.
oh yeah and
"They all seem terribly sad...they put me in mind of trees in November." Pipkin from Watership Down. That's a beautiful bit of writing, that is.
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"I come from the jarhead-clan" -Avatar
"If you are reading this, you are an id-i-ot. what the hell is an id-i-ot?" -TehNoobShow
"Wake up! It's almost 4pm!" -Dad
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Robert.S.McNamara's lessons from the Fog of War
1.Empathize with your enemy
2.Rationality will not save us
3.There's something beyond one's self
4.Maximize efficiency
5.Proportionality should be a guideline in war
6.Get the data
7.Belief and seeing are often both wrong
8.Be prepared to re-examine your reasoning
9.In order to do good, you may have to engage in evil
10.Never say never
11.You can't change human nature
As well as "People see what they want to beleive", "Never answer the question that was asked, answer the question you wish had been asked", "If I'm damned if I do & I'm damned if I don't, I'd rather be damned that I don't"
Got these on my bedroom wall...
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"Rule through the fear of force rather than through force alone." - Wilhuff Tarkin
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"Infiltrate. Isolate. Simplify. Complete" - Sam Fisher
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"The ocean is the ultimate solution" - Frank Zappa
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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
`Anonymous
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"If there's no chocolate in heaven I'm not going!"
Little sis
"growing old is manditory
growing up is optional"
anonymous