Still have the staff!
oh crap..
no i don't
Wait. You know what I have a better Idea.
*makes time machine, goes back in time to the period BEFORE we broke the universe, destroys the time machine of Future anoni, kills future anoni, destroys any time machine plans and widgets in the future, kills himself by poking

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*Back before the universe broke*
Huh, what was that?