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Author Topic: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)  (Read 3092 times)

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2008, 02:19:14 AM »
Chuck Norris can type so fast that he types at lightspeed
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2008, 02:23:28 AM »
Kryptonite is said to hold large amounts of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it's so deadly to Superman.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 12:38:26 PM by Scyler Swiftclaw »
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2008, 03:08:10 AM »
there is no suh thing as evolution, nst a list of animals chuck norris allows to live..

(i guess he just doesn't like anthros or dinosaurs)
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2008, 03:20:21 AM »
^ that was funny


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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2008, 03:30:12 AM »
If you ask Chuck Norris the time, he will always say, "Two seconds til." When you ask "Two seconds til what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2008, 03:33:11 AM »
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 02:41:20 PM »
The CN in CN Tower stands for Chuck Norris, it is supposed to stand for his greatness but it isn't great enough!  :peace:
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2008, 12:24:11 AM »
Chick Norris?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2008, 12:34:24 AM »
Chuck Norris one took an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2008, 12:19:39 PM »
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2008, 12:49:43 PM »
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. O.O
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2008, 02:16:15 PM »
ROFL.
I love this.
OMG, My hero.
xD

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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2008, 06:21:36 PM »
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2008, 11:54:58 PM »
Chuck Norris once build a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot he met all three bullets with his beard, shreding each one like a cheese grater as they went through his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer asmazement.
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Re: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk)
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2008, 12:00:48 AM »
Chuck Norris once found a site with Chuck Norris jokes on it. He deleted the Internet.
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