Author Topic: Chick Norris Jokes!!! (post at your own risk) (Read 3683 times)

Scyler · « **on:** October 15, 2008, 01:29:11 AM »

Please don't post any that might be offensive. On one per post, don't take all of the good ones in one post.

I'll start us off...

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a loaded revolver and won.

Manual_automation · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:30:27 AM »

OMFG you actually did it >.<

Jesus may walk on water, but chuck norris swims through land!

Scyler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:33:26 AM »

OMFG!!! THATS MY BROTHER'S JOKE!!! HE thought that one up!!!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise!

Manual_automation · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:35:08 AM »

Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries (yeah, old i know)

Scyler · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:37:29 AM »

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky!

Manual_automation · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:38:23 AM »

Under chuck norris's beard there isn't a chin, it's another fist!

Scyler · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:44:43 AM »

If you shave Chuck Norris's beard, you will find a tattoo of an identical beard underneath.

Manual_automation · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:46:16 AM »

Neo wears super man underware, Super man wears chuck norris underware

Scyler · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:56:14 AM »

The phrase "break a leg" was originally coined by the cast of Walker: Texas Ranger, hoping that would be the extent of their injuries.

Manual_automation · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:58:30 AM »

chuck norris isn't bullet proof, bullets just arn't chuck norris proof.

Scyler · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2008, 02:00:40 AM »

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. o.o

Manual_automation · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2008, 02:04:20 AM »

Black holes arn't created by exploding stars, they are made by chuck norris round-house kicking the universe

Scyler · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2008, 02:10:37 AM »

Thete has been endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well, it exists, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious!

Octavia · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2008, 02:12:14 AM »

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Scyler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2008, 02:14:49 AM »

One day, Chuck Norris was practicing his roundhouse kicks. Hevehrew one so hard that he flew back in time and kicked Amelia Aerheart out of the sky ad she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.