Broken Genie

[Rocco Rex]

Granted. Access to full medieval armoury, that is.

Thatd still be cool tho


Granted, your scarves are all soaked and frozen stiff


I wish to be able to sleep more

[?]

Granted, got to sleep forever

I wish to meet a dragon

[Brisky]

S'cool.

There's a tree in your house now.

And in your car.

And on the roads.

And in some unfortunate people walking down the streets.





Can you make me beligerent?

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Your anger level rose over 9,000 and you have no sense of judgement anymore.

Gimme food.

[?]

Granted it was a small portion of bad tasting food

I wish have a pool of honey to try to swim in

[Michen_S]

Granted, but the honey will never go out of your fur and make your entire body sticky forever.

I wish my father got a wish!

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! I'm sure to read him all the rules and regulations on wishing.
By the way, his wish will be broken by default.

Make it rain ostriches.

[Michen_S]

Granted, it's uh... a very local rain, shall we say.

I wish for 25 hours in a day!

[?]

granted, it started to get even longer as you started slowing earth down.


I wish for a huge pool

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It's huge, from an ant's perspective. To you, it's tiny.

Make winter less cold.

[Michen_S]

Failed to grant wish: there is no winter to apply this to.

I wish we had a winter again.

[?]

granted, it was winter forever


I wish to kind a big kitchen to mess around in

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It's... kind of a big kitchen. Too bad the chef hates animals.

Make me a queen.

[?]

Granted was over thrown by deadly force after a while


I wish to steal meals

[Michen_S]

Granted, here's meal for you to steal. Not sure how much bread you can make with it.

I wish my package had arrived already. Ish important.