Broken Genie

[?]

Granted it brought bad luck with it


I wish to find a giant spiderweb to try to use as a trampoline

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It's sticky.
And resided by an equally large spider!

Gimme all the time.

[?]

Granted, every single clock flew at them


I wish to turn the next poster into a dinosaur

[Ara Av-Toa]

Genies can't use their magic on themselves.

Gimme a needle.

[Michen_S]

Granted, it's hidden somewhere in a haystack.

I wish to become incorporeal!

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! You died.

Gimme a piece of string.

[?]

Granted, it was too short to do anything with



I wish for a slime from slime rancher.

[Michen_S]

Granted, but it's kinda... slimy.

I wish for one more wish!

[?]

Granted you got a wish for a wish of a wish


I wish to try hunger spell on next poster to try to sell food to them xP

[Michen_S]

Granted, but it has a 50% chance of backfiring. Feeling lucky?

I wish that I could actually see all the stars in the sky.

[?]

granted ended up going blind 


I wish I was more lucky then, lol 

[Michen_S]

Granted, but every single other person you know will have bad luck.

I wish fanfiction was actually good.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Now every other type of fiction is absolute rubbish.

Gimme juice.

[?]

Gtanted it was sewer juice

I wish for the power to trasfer into a food eeveelutuon of anything food I touch 

like this

Spoiler for Hidden:

[Michen_S]

Granted, but you'll also transform into an eeveelution of whatever else you touch. Watch out when touching the floor.

I wish for a trampoline!