Broken Genie

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it doesn't take off.

I wish I had an army of red wolves.

[Hunter568]

Granted, but they are all still newborn pups. They're cute, but they don't make much of a fighting force.


I wish I could fly.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now you're a wolf dragon.

I wish I had more free time.

[?]

Granted, time froze.




I wish to big loaf of bread to make into a bread house

[Hunter568]

Granted, but your bread house gets really moldy and falls apart since bread isn't a good building material and doesn't last long when exposed to the elements.


I wish for a huge cake.

[?]

Granted, it started to get eaten by others


I wish to make friends with a lion.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but the lion is passive aggressive 98% of the time.

I wish for a rainy day.

[?]

It started to storm


I wish to visit an aquarium

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now you are trapped in Monterey Bay, California.

I wish to be at a Hello Kitty store.

[?]

Granted, but mind was blown when Sanrio stated they were not actually a cat


I wish to try pizza perfume, lol.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now many rodents are trying to eat you all the time.

I wish to have a minigun.

[?]

Granted, but spell got mixed up. You got a miniature gun




I wish to ski

[Hunter568]

Granted. You ski really well, but someone takes a video of it and puts it on youtube. The video of an eevee skiing like a pro, unsurprisingly, goes viral, and you now get hounded by paparazzi everywhere.


I wish for great wisdom.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Hope you have patience, 'cause A: Wikipedia did the work for me and B: going through all those pages takes a looot of time.

Gimme pain.

[Hunter568]

POOF! You are smacked by a giant pillow. CAN YOU HANDLE THE PAAAIIIIIIN?!?!


I wish for immortality.