Broken Genie

[?]

Granted, the world exploded and you floated through space


I wish to explore a temple

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you realized you were already playing Minecraft.

I wish to have all of the different eevee "eevolutions".

[?]

granted, they were all fused 




I wish to crate a rocket to go to space

[lightstone]

here a crate rocket, it's a liitle unstable so I don't know if it'll work


i wish to go to America

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you are trapped in Mississippi.

I wish there was a tiny version of the Netherlands.

[lightstone]

it exists, it's called Madurodam


i wish there was a tiny America

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it blows up sooner.

I wish to be normal.

[Emtile]

Granted. Nerd!

I wish for a boat

[?]

Granted, it spawned in the middle of desert




I wish to swim around with fish

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you're one of them.

I wish I could see all of the stars.

[?]

Granted, got a little too close 




I wish to teleport somewhere random

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it is the random thread.

I wish for randomness.

[?]

Granted, you got cheese.




I wish to go explore the mines for gold

[White Wolf Guardian]

You got those mines all right, you got them all, until they violently exploded

I wish to be caffeinated!

[?]

Granted, they didnt sleep for two weeks




I wish to be a pizza eeveelution!