Broken Genie

[lightstone]

double the annoyingness


i wish for a table

[?]

Granted but it was too big


I wish I was faster

[lightstone]

ya cant stop running


i wish i was a cat

[?]

Granted but you had to spit up hairballs every five seconds




I wish I could fly on kite

[lightstone]

granted but thew kites fall


i wish to pet you

[?]

Granted, but you grew a third arm




I wish to have a submarine

[lightstone]

granted, though it cant go too low thanks to water pressure


i wish for food

[?]

Granted but it was rotten






I wish to be able to race a cheetah

[lightstone]

Granted, you bet 50 dollars with a cheetah but just cause you were able to race doesn’t mean you were able to win


I wish for drinks

[?]

Graneted but the drink wasnt exactly meant to be costumed 




I wish to got fishing in the ocean 

[lightstone]

granted, yet since its the ocean you drowned


i wish for a cookie jar

[?]

Granted but it's on your head




I wish to go on a treasure hunt

[lightstone]

granted, the treasure is buried in the core of the moon


i wish for snow in my region

[?]

Ranted but it will a hundred year ice age.


I wish to explore a cool cave

[lightstone]

granted, bear attack


i wish it was christmas everyday