Broken Genie

[lightstone]

granted! only they're burned AND pillow flavored


I wish I was an exual fox with human traits

[Emtile]

Granted but everyone else is a normal animal.

I wish for snow

[lightstone]

granted but theres already pee on it


i wish for a fox as pet

[Emtile]

Granted but the pet fox will be taller than you.

I wish i can change colors.

[Ara Av-Toa]

Granted. You can only change between red with green dots and white lines and purple with tan triangles and black brick motive.


I wanna dance like a pro.

[Michen_S]

Granted, you now want to dance like a pro even more!

I wish I had good plants for my room.

[Ara Av-Toa]

Here. *Gives you a baobab tree*


Can I get cash?

[Michen_S]

*gives some IRL*

What colour should I paint the living room in?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You can get it in any color, as long as it's black.


I want to have power.

[Michen_S]

(I gave a single Polish 10 cent coin, if anyone was wondering)
Granted, you have the power of who do. Wait, I even messed that joke up!

I wish I didn't mistake this for the wrong thread.

[Bricket]

Granted: all threads are gone.


I wish I owned Belgium

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Your country has been split up between the Netherlands and France, and from today your name is officially "Belgium".


Can I be awesome?

[Bricket]

Yes, but you'll only be awesome when no one is around to notice it.
I wish global warming would happen faster

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! Now the earth itself will melt tomorrow.


I wanna be free from karma.

[Bricket]

You're now free of karma.
Enjoy Murphy's Law.


I wish King Leopold II would be back alive and reign over Belgium once again for at least 20 years