Broken Genie

[Michen_S]

Granted, but you turned up in Bowser's Inside Story as one of the enemies and you can control Bowser by trying to stop him. (Seriously, what else were you expecting? It's Bowser, derp.)

I wish for a magic frying pan that makes sure any food I prepare with it can't get burned!

[?]

Granted the magic pan also couldnt bring food out of a raw state.

I wish to go skiiing is Mario 64’s snowman’s land ^^

[Michen_S]

You want to go to so many places you will now get teleported to a random, relatively safe location of a different video game you like than the one you're currently in. This will trigger every 15 seconds. The effect is permanent, and can't be affected by future wishes.

I wish for a remote control that can turn off all the lights in a small area tostop light pollution!

[?]

( probably will do few more in the future despite.  )
 
Granted caused mass panic when that small area was just the size of city rather than the size of country.

I wish to have aquaman’s powers.

[Michen_S]

That's A LOT bigger radius than I hoped for...

And granted, but now you'll be stuck talking with a bubbly voice.

I wish for nostalgia!

[?]

granted got so much they just time traveled.

I wish to create a lava submarine

[Cheza]

Granted, you now have a submarine made out of lava waiting for you in a pool of lava!




I wish coffee would cool down faster.

[Michen_S]

Granted, your coffee now ends up freezing whenever you move whatever your coffee is in, even if it's for a millimeter.

I wish I can always predict what's going to happen the next day.

[Azure Frostfire]

Granted,  but the more you see, the less you remember the day before.

I wish for a pile of chicken nuggets.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! They are frozen solid.

Gimme an ice-cecutor.

[?]

Granted, got an axed made out of ice named they.

I wish to have a diamond that continuously grows.

[Ara Av-Toa]

OK! It grew so quickly it absorbed the house in minutes.
That material has gotta come from somewhere...

Gimme some nitrogen.

[Michen_S]

Granted, here's some air. Don't breathe it in.

I wish for some luck during the next game!

[?]

Granted, got too much luck and won before it even started.

I wish to build a secret house at the bottom of the ocean

[Michen_S]

Granted, it's in the Mariana Trench. The entrance is on the first floor, just a regular door and not watertight.

I wish everyone spoke in the same language.