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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1635 on: August 01, 2019, 06:33:19 PM »
Granted was wrapped in a mile of bubble wrap


I wish for mother bird to come to the nest to help me out with the chicks  :o
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1636 on: August 02, 2019, 09:37:42 AM »
Granted, she fed you to the chicks. You must've seen that coming.

I wish for a lamp.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1637 on: August 02, 2019, 10:31:30 AM »
Granted, got an extremely bright lamp . . .  but also quite radioactive.


I wish to go on a nice group fishing trip ^^
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1638 on: August 04, 2019, 11:46:11 PM »
Granted, but the Water is frozen over, and you don't have anything to break it with.



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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1639 on: August 05, 2019, 09:48:17 AM »
OK! Your watch is now running an hour slow. Enjoy the "extra" hour!

Gimme a donkey.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1640 on: August 05, 2019, 12:04:39 PM »
Granted, but the donkey only has backsides.
(Wow, I wonder who's gonna get THAT joke.)

I wish for an absolution!
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1641 on: August 06, 2019, 08:16:43 AM »
Oh, of course.
For a mere pittance, of course. A truly trifling amount of souls..





Stuck in the middle of the desert! I wish for water.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1642 on: August 06, 2019, 09:52:38 AM »
Granted, have a 125 meter high tsunami.

I wish for for a bread sword.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1643 on: August 06, 2019, 11:41:51 AM »
Granted turned into a mold bread after a while

I wish for an arctic adventure
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1644 on: August 06, 2019, 09:19:47 PM »
And you freeze solid inside of a block of ice.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and-AND...*points* I don't want any "zombie turkeys", I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it!?
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1645 on: August 07, 2019, 08:04:01 AM »
you eat the sanwhich and you turn into your sister.

I wish for a wish sandwich.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1646 on: August 07, 2019, 08:24:58 AM »
Very well! A sandwich made of sand and witches appears before you. The witches begin to grant wishes the same way as the genie.

I wish for a collection of genie lamps with the genies still in them.

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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1647 on: August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 AM »
Wish sandwich

All the genies are broken and so are the lamps...

I wish  I didn't have to explain that. for a ricochet biscuit.

« Last Edit: August 07, 2019, 11:34:10 AM by Alessia Starfurr »
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1648 on: August 09, 2019, 06:57:08 PM »
OK! It ricochet'd away from your hands at subsonic speed.

Gimme a laser pointer.
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Re: Broken Genie
« Reply #1649 on: August 09, 2019, 07:10:46 PM »
No.




Jk, granted, but it only points inward.

I wish for a pack of edible condensed milk flavored thongs.
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