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Offline Smitty the Airship Pirate

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #150 on: February 03, 2008, 10:55:01 PM »
I can't...I have to eat soon...maybe in like 30 minutes.  I am having me some potato stew.  :bubbles:

*examines brain and realizes Jesse was a genius before all the beating went down*
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Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #151 on: February 03, 2008, 11:04:14 PM »
*drools* man i was so smartz back then
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #152 on: February 03, 2008, 11:32:43 PM »
*puts in brain but forgets he left his eyepatch in it.*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #153 on: February 04, 2008, 04:24:39 AM »
Ww. Nly s prt f stff.
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #154 on: February 04, 2008, 10:51:53 AM »
kicks jesses in the shin
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #155 on: February 04, 2008, 11:20:22 AM »
*throws his pirate boot at Jesse*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #156 on: February 04, 2008, 12:19:53 PM »
gives jesse a nuggy
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #157 on: February 04, 2008, 12:24:36 PM »
cnt wlk. RG M HD!

(can't walk. arg me head!)
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #158 on: February 04, 2008, 12:31:46 PM »
starts to paintball fight jesse
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #159 on: February 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PM »
*grabs his eyepatch through Jesse's nose*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #160 on: February 04, 2008, 02:38:11 PM »
throws jesse down a toilet and flushs it
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #161 on: February 04, 2008, 04:35:35 PM »
* toliet gets clogged *
*starts beating Jesse with a plunger*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #162 on: February 04, 2008, 04:37:24 PM »
pours a tub of bleach down the loo all over jesse
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #163 on: February 04, 2008, 04:42:46 PM »
* makes a bomb out of various house hold equipment.... puts it in the septic system*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #164 on: February 04, 2008, 04:43:50 PM »
takes out a blow torch and sets the bomb a light....
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