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Offline ¿ Jesse Pawman ?

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Beat Up Jesse!
« on: January 15, 2008, 01:51:29 AM »
In this thread, you are allowed to beat me up and ME ONLY! I will not retaliate so do whatever you want.


*holds arms out*
« Last Edit: January 15, 2008, 01:53:34 AM by Jesse »
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 02:01:32 AM »
*water tortures Jesse and then slap his wrists*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 02:02:22 AM »
~attacks jesse with inner emo~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 02:09:12 AM »
~whips Jesse's back while he's tied to a pole then torches his back wit ha propane torch~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 02:13:05 AM »
AHHHH MY BACK! My spleen is going to be the last surviving part of me. T-T
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 02:14:57 AM »
~spleen punched~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 02:35:44 AM »
*bites out spleen*  :snicker:
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 02:37:00 AM »
I'm screwed.

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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 06:10:14 AM »
lol ~trips Jesse and pushes him over a cliff~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 01:03:55 PM »
*falls down and breaks neck*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2008, 01:09:51 PM »
why will i wonna beat up a nice person for  :)
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2008, 01:48:22 PM »
cuz it's fun. *punches his own stomach*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2008, 12:04:29 AM »
*drags Jesse to a prison and tells them to shank them repeatingly*
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 12:36:57 AM »
~shanks jesse~
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Re: Beat Up Jesse!
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2008, 12:45:28 AM »
*uses coconut machine gun to shoot up Jesse*
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