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Author Topic: Horrible Joke Chain.  (Read 4598 times)

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Offline The Past

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2016, 06:50:57 AM »
Quote from: liontarithetigon on June 22, 2016, 06:31:03 AM
Skydive on them

(IDK XD )
So there's a clown who fails at being funny
(Suck Joker vibes XD )

He became a meme.

Where did all the cake go?
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2016, 07:01:34 AM »
It was never there to begin with; THE CAKE IS A LIE
(Yes XD)

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2016, 07:07:58 AM »
Tell him to go talk to Alvin.


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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2016, 08:20:42 AM »
None. They just live in the dark.

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2016, 01:18:32 PM »
A very FOUL creature.

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2016, 01:22:30 PM »
Then he left, since there were no dogs.

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2016, 02:16:27 PM »
Einsten says: I'll have some H20
Thomas Edison says: I'll have that too.
Einstein says: Damnit I couldn't kill him.

(Because the second person is supposed to say, I'll have h20 too... Which will kill you.)

(I guess we also can use these jokes.)
Yo mama is so fat...
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2016, 02:20:15 PM »
That when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move out of the way.

How many whites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2016, 08:41:43 PM »
Can't they are to white.


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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2016, 08:53:38 PM »
That people thought she was bigfoot!

So there are two ducks about to swim in the water...
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2016, 11:26:26 PM »
One quacks and the other pipes up "Oh, I was just about to say that!"

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2016, 12:38:48 AM »
A big wall.

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2016, 01:42:22 AM »
he just shook it off


What did the gay man say to the german?
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2016, 02:52:03 AM »
Can I have some of your wiener schnitzel?
 (I apologize for that.)

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2016, 02:58:13 AM »
with a bag of the Burger King, and that is how I started the fast food war. However the war was pretty fast served.


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