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Horrible Joke Chain.
« on: June 15, 2016, 03:59:09 PM »
There will be a half-formed joke. It is your job to complete the joke above you, and give lead to a new joke. For instance, pretend there are users One, Two, and Three.


One: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Two: "It wanted to lead a protest at the McDonald's across the street to stop making chicken McNuggets." "Knock knock, who's there? Orange. Orange who?"


Three: "Oranges can't knock on doors and talk, your life is a lie." "How many gophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"


The jokes can be sarcastic, or they can be actual jokes, your call.  :)  That's how it works. So, I will start it off.


Knock knock, who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2016, 04:01:22 PM »
Lettuce in.

A gay walks into a icecreamshop, the owner asks: "what's it gonna be?"

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2016, 11:49:20 PM »
The gay replies; "Most likely 346 counts of abduction with a single scoop of ice cream" before knocking the owner out cold and taking him home, leaving a $20 note on the counter.

Did you hear the one about the guy sitting on a fish bowl?
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2016, 02:14:42 AM »
He took a bowl-d step in.  ^.^

A guy walked into a bar.
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2016, 02:16:49 AM »
And knocks himself out.


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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2016, 02:25:36 AM »
To detect when to lie in bed.


A muslim walks into a bar (yes, let's get offensive  :P )

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2016, 05:15:10 AM »
(How about no.)

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2016, 11:03:09 AM »
But it was so crowded, he barely got a table.


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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2016, 03:14:01 PM »
There were lots of arguments. It soon became very violint.

An emo walked into a death metal bar.
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2016, 05:28:33 AM »
ended up the bar was full of razors... I feel bad now.


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“A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him.”
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2016, 05:36:20 AM »
Discrimination. All too true. (XD IDK)

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2016, 05:38:04 AM »
Starts to act like a drunk fool.


Where is Lebron's hairline?
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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2016, 06:20:45 AM »
In his mother's uterus.

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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2016, 06:22:46 AM »
kick his sister in her jaw...


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Re: Horrible Joke Chain.
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2016, 06:31:03 AM »
Skydive on them

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So there's a clown who fails at being funny
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