A Million Dollars, but...

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Yeah, I don't pick favourites so I could do that.

AMD but, for the rest of your life, you get violently ill when you touch grass.

[Bricket]

I've got that: it's called hayfever.

All the money you want, but everytime you spend it the money value devaluates

[Proto Triose]

F**k the ecomony (Idiocracy reference, yes I know it's misspelled). I'll take it!

A million dollars, but it's all in pennies and you can't trade it for other denominations.

[Ibi Tanvaal]

I may have to move countries but sure.

Million dollars, but a random part of you gets slightly bigger or smaller whenever you spend any.

[Riddle]

No, please, no... Oh fox, no!


AMD, but you will have to go on your hands forever (with no difficulties)

[Ibi Tanvaal]

I could live with that.


AMD but you can't say the same word twice in a day.
(Yeah, thread revival!)

[Makias]

not possible for me

AMD but you cannot speak for one year

[Ibi Tanvaal]

Can't do it. I need puns in my life.
Which gives me an idea.


AMD but every time someone says a pun, all of the hair on your body grows by a centimeter.