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Title: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 08, 2016, 12:34:49 PM
A Million Dollars, but for 1 year, you can only eat food made by toddlers.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 09, 2016, 06:59:24 PM
Just curious what the rules are here.  In the mean time, I'll hazard a guess:


A Million Dollars but, you must get a full body wax every 3 days
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 09, 2016, 07:31:45 PM
(Reply to the previous post, and post your 'Million dollar' question)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 09, 2016, 07:36:01 PM
(Oh I see!)


Yes I would.  Toddlers' cooking can't be worse than most fast food XD


OK:


Would you take a Million Dollars but, you must get a full body wax every 3 days?


(how's that?)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 09, 2016, 07:51:15 PM
(That's good)

No, I wouldn't take the Million Dollars


Million Dollars, but when you sleep, your dreams will consist of Justin Bieber, one way or another, and ONLY him.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on March 09, 2016, 08:14:50 PM
Sure I can deal with it.


A million dollars, but you have to go in public every day you hold any amount of the million and bark twice as loud as you can.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: mclovin on March 15, 2016, 03:27:39 PM
Sure, will do.

A million dollars but you'll have to watch C-SPAN and Public Access television as entertainment until you spend all the money.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: MrRazot on March 15, 2016, 03:37:54 PM
Deal

a million dollars, but you can only buy one thing with it
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 15, 2016, 03:55:45 PM
I'm fine with that.
A million dollars, but your wanted and constantly being chased.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: PEFA Harker on March 15, 2016, 04:12:13 PM
Didn't worth it.

A million dollars, but you must invest them on something rather than spend.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 15, 2016, 04:48:13 PM
Love is better than money. I rather be happy.
AMD but you can never have contact with friends or family but isolate yourself.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on March 15, 2016, 04:50:37 PM
I am a bit in that kind of situation
So no thank you; no million for me.

AMD but you can't spend it nor invest it
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: mclovin on March 15, 2016, 05:18:32 PM
Haha! Deal! I guess I could stare at it, maybe if I could... give it away?

AMD but you'll have to give up junk food.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on March 15, 2016, 05:33:15 PM
Deal (that's how music is today so not much from a difference)

AMD but you will never be able again to understand the value of having money
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Gone forever on March 15, 2016, 07:31:40 PM
I really don't bother myself with money outside of paying my bills, so deal I guess

A million dollars, but you can never get wet again (rain, bath, swimming, etc.)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 22, 2016, 07:44:35 PM
Frankly, I'd have to say no, I rather like water.


A Million Dollars but, whatever book you look at, it's reality becomes real for 30 minutes but any souvenir you take from that reality (Only inadament objects), will be yours(There are some loop-holes, but the items you bring back must be inadament when returning to the original reality).
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on March 22, 2016, 07:47:37 PM
I don't see any negative points in that.

AMD but you will have to go through one day of extreme pain
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 22, 2016, 07:54:40 PM
Sure, as long as I don't lose any physical and mental abilities.

A Million Dollars but, every time you step out of your home, there is always one really clingy, weird fan boy/girl, recording and taking pictures of you

I don't see any negative points in that.


Well, consider that you glance at a horror book or war book, you'd be hinted down like the rest of the characters and/or be forced to endure casualties.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Wolxikin on March 23, 2016, 02:42:49 PM
That would be awesome!


AMD, but you have to watch an hour of Dora the explorer and Barney everyday
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 23, 2016, 02:47:56 PM
I don't mind.
AMD but you'll have to watch everyone you care about (family, friends, soul mate) die
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 23, 2016, 03:21:28 PM
No way!

AMD but you have to join the Army for 10 years
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 23, 2016, 06:20:17 PM
Ha I plan to join the military, marines for about 8 years. I guess I could do army for 10.
AMD but you have to be a kindergarten teacher for snotty kids.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Wolxikin on March 23, 2016, 06:47:24 PM
Does this include clothes? If not that's cool





AMD but no phone/computer/tv for the rest of forever
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 23, 2016, 07:01:32 PM
Nope. I'm studying accounting, and it is all computerized.

AMD but you can't be a furry anymore
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on March 24, 2016, 01:58:44 AM
Sounds like a great life.

AMD and you will have the best life someone could imagine (it doesn't always have to be negative)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 24, 2016, 03:14:34 AM
Yeah!

AMD but your favorite celebrity dies
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Makias on March 24, 2016, 03:34:20 AM
No

AMD but you can no longer laugh
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 24, 2016, 04:10:02 AM
Sure, I can live without laughing.
AMD however you'll never be loved.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on March 24, 2016, 07:22:19 AM
Sure... As if I'm loved anyways -.-

AMD but never take a shower for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on March 24, 2016, 07:25:08 AM
sure :P

AMD, but you can't lie anymore.
Title: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 24, 2016, 01:23:08 PM
Alright, but i can still bend the truth.. or if people don't ask the right question, I don't need to give them the right answer~
AMD however you have to play Russian roulette.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Wolxikin on March 24, 2016, 01:40:38 PM
Nein danke




AMD but you have to be stuck in a room with a tiger, a lion, a bear, 50 snakes, and 3 tarantulas down your pants for a minute
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on March 24, 2016, 03:20:40 PM
Alright. The lion, tiger, and bear might be an issue. However I'm sure they'd fight against eachother and not focus on me... And I have no problem with snakes nor tarantulas I've had many snakes and currently own a tarantula.
AMD but you have work with jackass.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on March 26, 2016, 02:37:35 AM
Looks like a fun job to me

AMD but you will never find fun in anything again
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Makias on March 26, 2016, 03:17:08 AM
not worth it

AMD but for the rest of you life you have to be a vegan (I would never do this)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Aaron Wolf on March 27, 2016, 11:41:12 PM
No, not for the rest of my life. >_<

AMD, but you have to cuddle me 15 minutes each day for a whole year. xD
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 27, 2016, 11:55:50 PM
Depends, are you more fluffy than Firox, and can withstand the heat of a volcanic region?
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Aaron Wolf on March 27, 2016, 11:57:58 PM
Nyuuu depends on what form Firox takes, and you gotta come to me and gives cuddles. So volcanic region no problem.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on March 28, 2016, 12:03:09 AM
Sure, I guess.


AMD, would you switch your existence to be your fursona, existing in either this world or an alternate dimension, however whichever universe you go to, your family and friends will never remember that you ever existed, but you may become great friends with them all over again.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on March 28, 2016, 01:32:06 PM
Was that three great things for one? Yes I would! Thank you, this would be my dream! ;)

AMD, but you would have to live forever, in pain and agony.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2016, 09:02:12 PM
Probably not worth it




You get small loan of $1,000,000, but you owe $3,000,000 back to Donald Trump by next year.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Wolxikin on March 31, 2016, 11:21:02 PM
No thanks >>



AMD but Donald trump gets elected?
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on April 01, 2016, 05:59:25 PM
Hitler nr.2? :S Sure, I mean, what's the worst that can happen? XD

AMD, but you have to be stuck in a fursuit for the rest of your life :3
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Udldu on April 01, 2016, 06:20:47 PM
Screw that, I wouldn't want to melt under a ton of fur for all eternity.

A million dollars, but you would have stay an extra 4 years in college, no matter your age or even if you graduated already?
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on April 01, 2016, 06:25:56 PM
Sure, I mean I have the money to live, the only thing I can do is to educate, haha :D

AMD, but in return someone will own your soul after you die ;)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on April 02, 2016, 10:30:51 PM
isn't that the basic concept of money?

AMD but you will never be able to smell something again
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Makias on April 02, 2016, 10:38:10 PM
first off, hey bricket haven't seen you in awhile ^_^

yea id take that, smelling isn't a need for me anyway

AMD but everytime you year a Justin Beiber song you have to dance
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on April 02, 2016, 10:45:58 PM
I haven't heard one for a long long while so sure. Besides I'm sure his songs won't play at all once I'm an adult. Sure.
AMD but you have leave everything behind and start fresh (even pets, family, all your items)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on April 02, 2016, 10:48:56 PM
start fresh? start a completely new life?

Where do I sign up?

AMD but nothing in your life will change and everything will stay the same
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on April 03, 2016, 02:03:06 AM
Sure I don't care.
AMD but you have to live your life in a reality Tv show...
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Razuel on April 03, 2016, 02:12:49 AM
I'd say no, too much drama even now.


AMD but, you will have to suffer through daily and nightly puns from Sans, no matter where you are.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Proto Triose on April 03, 2016, 09:55:41 AM
That's not punny. But I would still do it.

A million dollars, but you have to suffer like Prometheus every morning for a year, condensed into fifteen minutes from the time you wake up. (For those that don't know mythology, Prometheus gave the fire of the gods to human kind. As a punishment, he was picked apart by ravens every day, and every morning was completely healed.)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Proto Triose on April 03, 2016, 11:16:49 AM
You guys have all made me so happy, I wouldn't trade that for anything. I'd have to say no.

A million dollars, but you have to donate the same amount you spend to Trump's campaign of terror.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on April 03, 2016, 06:20:52 PM
Well, seems like someone is going to die

AMD but someone you don't know or ever will know will die a slow death
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on April 03, 2016, 08:05:11 PM
Sure. I don't have a lot of sympathy for others.. Just the way I am.
AMD but you will have to work for someone you hate
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on April 03, 2016, 09:10:36 PM
yes, it is called the job market.

AMD and you will be immortal, you will never be able to die
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Farewell on April 04, 2016, 03:20:16 AM
Without a doubt.
AMD but you must fake your death, change your appearance, live in a completely different area and you cannot choose.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on April 04, 2016, 01:01:22 PM
sure, thank you for the suggestion ;)


AMD, but you will have to dress up completely green everyday ;)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on April 04, 2016, 01:48:03 PM
I'd tolerate that.

AMD in cash, but whenever you want to spend it, you have to pull it out of your ears. (Paper cuts not included)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Makias on April 04, 2016, 01:51:10 PM
after awhile youd get used to it, so why not ^_^

AMD but you can never eat your favorite food again
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on April 04, 2016, 02:00:59 PM
Yeah, I don't pick favourites so I could do that.

AMD but, for the rest of your life, you get violently ill when you touch grass.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Bricket on April 04, 2016, 02:04:57 PM
I've got that: it's called hayfever.

All the money you want, but everytime you spend it the money value devaluates
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Proto Triose on April 04, 2016, 02:33:30 PM
F**k the ecomony (Idiocracy reference, yes I know it's misspelled). I'll take it!

A million dollars, but it's all in pennies and you can't trade it for other denominations.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on April 04, 2016, 02:38:04 PM
I may have to move countries but sure.

Million dollars, but a random part of you gets slightly bigger or smaller whenever you spend any.
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Riddle on April 05, 2016, 08:11:31 AM
No, please, no... Oh fox, no! XD


AMD, but you will have to go on your hands forever :P (with no difficulties)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on April 21, 2016, 01:59:22 AM
I could live with that.


AMD but you can't say the same word twice in a day.
(Yeah, thread revival!)
Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Makias on April 21, 2016, 02:12:09 AM
not possible for me

AMD but you cannot speak for one year

Title: Re: A Million Dollars, but...
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on April 21, 2016, 02:33:25 AM
Can't do it. I need puns in my life.
Which gives me an idea.


AMD but every time someone says a pun, all of the hair on your body grows by a centimeter.