The Bad Advice Game

[Delta The Wolf]

By coming here.

How can I succeed in life?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Fail miserably in everything.


How can I pummel you?

[Delta The Wolf]

Sweep the legs.

How can I get good at karate?

[Nutmeg]

Grab a squirrel (not me, preferably from Texas), take it to the bottom of the sea and demand it teach you some karate there.




How can I stay cool in the heat?

[Delta The Wolf]

One word. Fursuit.

How can I quit my addiction?

[Nutmeg]

If it's something physical, buy as much of it as you can and place it in plain view, testing your resolve to quit.

What's the best way to cook chicken?

[Delta The Wolf]

Raw

How can I be more successful at my job?

[Nutmeg]

Take as many bathroom breaks as physically possible. Lots of Candy Crush. Point at your boss and laugh when they turn their back to you.

What can I do to be a good role model to my younger sister?

[Delta The Wolf]

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How can I become the best to my ability?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Forget it.


How can I paint?

[Delta The Wolf]

Use your hands

How can I drive safely?

[Nutmeg]

Feet on the wheel, hands on the pedals


How can I get fit with little effort?

[Delta The Wolf]

Sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing all day helps.

What is the best way to socialize with people?

[MrRazot]

Pokemon go

Where can I find strong Pokemon in Pokemon go?

[Nutmeg]

I hear all the strong ones can be found on private land, better go check it out!


How can I stop the internet from taking over my life?