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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #390 on: March 24, 2016, 01:45:24 PM »
Watch 8 hours of tv each day and never leave the couch, ever





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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #391 on: March 24, 2016, 01:51:50 PM »
Have the song surgically removed from your brain, it's easy to do at home




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #392 on: March 25, 2016, 12:40:25 AM »
go to prison

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #393 on: March 25, 2016, 03:20:13 AM »
Give everyone you rob your full name and social security number

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #394 on: March 25, 2016, 04:14:22 AM »
Commit a major crime and get caught doing so

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #395 on: March 25, 2016, 05:57:59 AM »
Cut down acres and acres of rainforest, build apartments with the wood. Profit.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #396 on: March 25, 2016, 06:09:15 AM »
Create the world's first sentient AI and let it interact with 4chan. Name it Tay.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #397 on: March 26, 2016, 02:46:45 AM »
By deleting Tumblr

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #398 on: March 26, 2016, 11:25:21 PM »
Tell him the illegals are actually the illuminati. While mlg horns are going off right after you end the sentence.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #399 on: March 29, 2016, 07:01:41 PM »
Give it some gummybears and dress up like Pikachu.

How do I prove I'm not crazy?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #400 on: March 29, 2016, 07:31:38 PM »
Find a random group of people and run up to them waving your arms wildly whilst screaming and yelling "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" That'll get their attention.


How do I convince others that I am crazy? *twitches*
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #401 on: March 29, 2016, 08:12:53 PM »
Start start by walking into a group of like minded people and say" nice weather isn't it?"

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #402 on: March 30, 2016, 05:33:26 AM »
Get a nice suit, a haircut that suits and wear a bright smile every time you see her. Bring her gifts; a golden necklace with one of your teeth as a pendant, a floor plan of the house you're going to buy when you move in together, and a doll literally made from your blood, sweat and tears. She'll fall for you, guaranteed.


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #403 on: March 30, 2016, 01:56:12 PM »
Go ask a mad scientist!


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #404 on: April 02, 2016, 09:17:55 PM »
be famous for being famous

How do I even?
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