The Bad Advice Game

[Firox]

just cover in fudge and let the others nudge with you




how do I crack open walnuts?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You drop a thousandweight on one.

I wanna freeze.

[Firox]

just fly south, way far south, to Antarctica




how do I get a Snickers bar without any money?

[Ara Av-Toa]

You hack the systems of the company, steal the recipe, and rob your local suppermarkets for the ingredients. Then, you tap electricity from your neighbour's shed to produce a Snickers bar according to the recipe.

I wanna be convoluted.

[Firox]

replace simple words with long complicated Dutch words, then no one can understand it   
 


how do I sharpen pencils without a pencil sharpener?

[Ara Av-Toa]

replace simple words with long complicated Dutch words, then no one can understand it   

(You do know that's actually GOOD advice, don't you?)

Throw it in a blender and hope for the best.

I wanna keep building.

[Firox]

(would be bad advice for the rest of us) 

keep doing what your doing, eventually a building will be built by you




how do I make my laptop speakers really loud?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Hook it up to the biggest, baddest, loudest speaker system on the planet.

Lemme swerve.

[Firox]

just get in a fancy sports car, go super fast, you should swerve the worst possible way, maybe break lots of stuff around the way




how do I sing the perfect Christmas carol?

[Ara Av-Toa]

In January? Seriously?

I wanna handle.

[Firox]

just take the handlebars of the bicycle, now you got perfect handling




how do I convince others that fur is warm

[Ara Av-Toa]

Shoot rugs at them from a cannon.

I wanna sink.

[Firox]

tie a million helium ballons to you, you will sink up




how do I have fun with only a pillow

[Ara Av-Toa]

Keep a pillow fight with your mirror image.

I wanna trick.

[Firox]

just unbutton the safety ropes when going through the loop of the highest faster roller coaster




how do I get called to be in a movie?