The Bad Advice Game

[Alessia Starfurr]

Burn them with fire.

My UFo is on fire how do I put the fire out?

[Firox]

Cover in gasoline or that strange fluid

Fire didn't work on fiery kitten, how do I get four all four kittens off?

[Alessia Starfurr]

water and bleach.

umm how do you fly a UFO?

[Firox]

should work similar to a video game, just tear off a panel and use it as a usb controller


eeps, got them off, now I have an ever bigger angrier fighting tiger after me, how do calm it down?

[Alessia Starfurr]

Throw a rat at it that should get it off.... or was that a chimp....

what do i do to pass the time?

[Firox]

experiment with shooting out the windows of the space ship at high outter space speed


that didn't work too well... now its attacking me with mustard (yellow condiment) - how do I clean fur without having to shower?

[Ara Av-Toa]

Jump from the most nearby waterfall.

I wanna like stuff.

[Michen_S]

Thumbs down, bro.

So I surrounded the egg using my tail... Now what do I do to bake it?

[Firox]

Just keep tail wrapped around
It will warm one day


Ahhh!
I'm swept away by waterfall - how do I get out?

[Michen_S]

Swim up the waterfall!

...BTW, what do I eat in the meantime?

[Firox]

just raid Alessia Starfurr's fridge, its full of food, no need to worry on hunting or moving much




just having some General Tsao chicken, but I bit into a super spicy pepper, how do I get rid of the heat from my maw?

[Azure Frostfire]

Just drink a whole bottle of something called Taba-sco sauce. I don't know what it is but it might help.

I accidentally broke a vase in my friend's house and he doesn't know yet. What should I do?

[Alessia Starfurr]

Tell him a ghost pushed it over.

I'm stuck in deep  space how do i get home?

[Dazed]

I got this nifty device called a gravity drive. It's yours! Mind the demons..


My boat is sinking! What do I do?

[SophiaFox]

Start putting buckets of water into it, it should more evenly distribute the water or something like that. 


How do I get out of this attic