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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 18609 times)

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Offline Michen_S

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3525 on: March 09, 2019, 02:26:56 PM »
Quick, grab the fire extinguisher and use it on your mouth!

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3526 on: March 09, 2019, 06:18:32 PM »
By using them. (this is techniquely good advice.) 

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3527 on: March 13, 2019, 02:58:04 AM »
Stand in the way and get trampled

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3528 on: March 13, 2019, 02:39:32 PM »
Oookay, I'll tell you ONE more time. You put the cow in a freezer, but you have to make sure the cow keeps moving. That, or keep hitting it's udders. After an hour or so (depending on the temperature), try milking it and it'll give ice cream! Watch your timing. If you wait too short, you'll just get cold milk, if you wait too long, nothing comes out because the cow is frozen inside. You might need a couple of tries.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3529 on: March 14, 2019, 12:55:41 AM »
pour a bottle of Nyquil in the hard drive  X3


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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3530 on: March 14, 2019, 11:33:05 PM »
Do nothing and wait for them to awaken.

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3531 on: March 14, 2019, 11:42:40 PM »
Just steal all the money in the world

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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

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It's all just beginning why can't we extend
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All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3532 on: March 14, 2019, 11:44:47 PM »
just cover the attacker's eyes with steak sauce  X3




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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3533 on: March 19, 2019, 06:16:29 PM »
Have to meow first

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3534 on: March 20, 2019, 12:33:20 AM »
Just roll down the swamp

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3535 on: March 20, 2019, 08:20:10 AM »
You should ask any nearby Drilbur.

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