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Author Topic: The Bad Advice Game  (Read 70102 times)

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Offline Firox

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3120 on: September 01, 2018, 03:41:56 AM »
Ask Jyo to carry you across with psychic
it can deal with the biting fishies... nevermind
Disguise yourself as a shark


How do I get pass thorn bushes?
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Joseph, male, Jolteon, Kansas City, Missouri
Aaron, male, Flareon, McMinnville, Oregon
Arval, male, Umbreon,  San Francisco, California
Jyo, male, Espeon, Seattle, Washington
Linette, female, Leafeon, Biloxi, Mississippi
Grace, female, Glaceon, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Sherrie, female, Sylveon, Las Vegas, Nevada

8 opposite gender mates:
Leonardo, male, Vaporeon, Venice, Italy
Robyn, female, Jolteon, Bridgetown, Barbados
Fleur, female, Flareon, Marseille, France
Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
Zoran, male, Leafeon, Velez, North Macedonia
Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

My other supporting sonas:
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3121 on: September 01, 2018, 02:09:05 PM »
Just blow them up


What do I do when on a sinking ship?
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3122 on: September 01, 2018, 02:20:06 PM »
Pray to Poseidon for a safe journey. I hope you remembered the sacrifice.

I wanna find gold.
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3123 on: September 03, 2018, 12:01:44 AM »
Then dig straight down and hope for no lava.
Or hope that the dirt doesn't bury you.

I wanna learn to draw.
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Offline Firox

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3124 on: September 03, 2018, 12:07:08 AM »
Grab paper and pour a bucket of paint
Now you can draw too

How do I learn to ride a bicycle?
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Vay, female, Vaporeon, New York CIty, New York
Joseph, male, Jolteon, Kansas City, Missouri
Aaron, male, Flareon, McMinnville, Oregon
Arval, male, Umbreon,  San Francisco, California
Jyo, male, Espeon, Seattle, Washington
Linette, female, Leafeon, Biloxi, Mississippi
Grace, female, Glaceon, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Sherrie, female, Sylveon, Las Vegas, Nevada

8 opposite gender mates:
Leonardo, male, Vaporeon, Venice, Italy
Robyn, female, Jolteon, Bridgetown, Barbados
Fleur, female, Flareon, Marseille, France
Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
Zoran, male, Leafeon, Velez, North Macedonia
Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

My other supporting sonas:
Charlene - Bobby - Marrie - Milo - Vanessa - Zoey - Jeremy -Yana - Kumar - Francine - Rorch - Marvinne - Darsha

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3125 on: September 03, 2018, 12:08:20 AM »
Find a hill and throw the bicycle down it.
There, you rode a bike.

How do I learn to eat?
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Offline Firox

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3126 on: September 03, 2018, 12:09:40 AM »
Just wait until stomach starts calling

How do I keep fur smooth when it’s clamped in one end?
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Joseph, male, Jolteon, Kansas City, Missouri
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Arval, male, Umbreon,  San Francisco, California
Jyo, male, Espeon, Seattle, Washington
Linette, female, Leafeon, Biloxi, Mississippi
Grace, female, Glaceon, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Sherrie, female, Sylveon, Las Vegas, Nevada

8 opposite gender mates:
Leonardo, male, Vaporeon, Venice, Italy
Robyn, female, Jolteon, Bridgetown, Barbados
Fleur, female, Flareon, Marseille, France
Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
Zoran, male, Leafeon, Velez, North Macedonia
Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

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Charlene - Bobby - Marrie - Milo - Vanessa - Zoey - Jeremy -Yana - Kumar - Francine - Rorch - Marvinne - Darsha

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3127 on: September 03, 2018, 01:12:01 PM »
Shave it all off.
 
How can i hear better?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3128 on: September 03, 2018, 06:29:16 PM »
Sorry, what? I wasn't listening.

How can I ever forget... that dreadful night?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3129 on: September 04, 2018, 04:31:13 AM »
I’ve heard whiskey or bleach is good for that.

How can I get the cat to stop trying to smother me with his tail?
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Offline Wilco Whiteheart

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3130 on: September 04, 2018, 05:31:45 AM »
I seem to recall shaving the tail might work, but then you might have to deal with stitches.

How can I become a PI?
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Offline Firox

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  • Weight: 38 lbs / 17kg
  • Build: playful, caring, competitive
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3131 on: September 04, 2018, 08:22:28 AM »
Write PI on fur

How do I start drinking coffee?
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Vay, female, Vaporeon, New York CIty, New York
Joseph, male, Jolteon, Kansas City, Missouri
Aaron, male, Flareon, McMinnville, Oregon
Arval, male, Umbreon,  San Francisco, California
Jyo, male, Espeon, Seattle, Washington
Linette, female, Leafeon, Biloxi, Mississippi
Grace, female, Glaceon, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Sherrie, female, Sylveon, Las Vegas, Nevada

8 opposite gender mates:
Leonardo, male, Vaporeon, Venice, Italy
Robyn, female, Jolteon, Bridgetown, Barbados
Fleur, female, Flareon, Marseille, France
Aycan, female, Umbreon, Istanbul, turkey
Elise, female, Espeon, Basseterre, St. Kitts-Nevis
Zoran, male, Leafeon, Velez, North Macedonia
Florian, male, Glaceon, Craiova, Romania
Seth, male, Sylveon, Ashgabath, Turkmenistan

My other supporting sonas:
Charlene - Bobby - Marrie - Milo - Vanessa - Zoey - Jeremy -Yana - Kumar - Francine - Rorch - Marvinne - Darsha

Offline Wilco Whiteheart

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3132 on: September 04, 2018, 09:55:37 AM »
Grab a coffee mug and start with hot milk and coffee sprinkles.

How do I get a car?
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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3133 on: September 04, 2018, 06:04:12 PM »
You hijack the nearest car in your vicinity. If it's not successful, call your local car thief.
(No guarantee they'll let you have it.)

I wanna blow something up.
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Offline Wilco Whiteheart

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Re: The Bad Advice Game
« Reply #3134 on: September 04, 2018, 10:36:05 PM »
Create Thermite and find a wall.

How do I get a gun?
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