Author Topic: Soviet Russia (Read 21793 times)

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #150 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:03:07 PM »

In Soviet Russia, song listens to you.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #151 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:05:01 PM »

In Soviet Russia computers actually do what you want.

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #152 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:06:00 PM »

In Soviet Russia, food cooks you.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #153 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:06:46 PM »

In Soviet Russia you rob criminals.

Sub-Zero Knight · « **Reply #154 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:08:27 PM »

In Soviet Russia, pet adopts you.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #155 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:11:39 PM »

In Soviet Russia, you... give birth to... your mother?

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #156 on:** April 30, 2016, 06:12:39 PM »

In Soviet Russia pigs bring you to the slaughter.

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #157 on:** May 01, 2016, 04:04:56 AM »

In soviet Russia, meat carves you.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #158 on:** May 01, 2016, 04:37:05 PM »

In Soviet Russia the cars drive you.

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #159 on:** May 06, 2016, 03:38:35 AM »

In soviet Russia, jobs go for you.

Salakar Crocoli · « **Reply #160 on:** May 06, 2016, 03:44:25 AM »

In Soviet Russia, bullets dodge you.

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #161 on:** May 06, 2016, 04:23:07 AM »

In Soviet Russia, phones charge you

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #162 on:** May 06, 2016, 08:20:43 AM »

In Soviet Russia music listens to you.

Salakar Crocoli · « **Reply #163 on:** May 06, 2016, 04:41:55 PM »

In Soviet Russia, muffins eat you.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #164 on:** May 07, 2016, 09:25:33 AM »

In Soviet Russia you got everything to do when you're bored, and nothing when you're busy.

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