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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Penguins@StanleyCup on February 06, 2016, 04:00:40 AM
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Greetings Comrade! Welcome to a forum game that died in 2007. Please have a seat, drink some vodka, eat some borscht, and make the funniest soviet russia phrases you can!
Sample:
"In Soviet Russia, animal hunt you!" (Of course, yours will be much better than my lame sample)
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In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo find you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia, poem write you.
In Soviet Russia, company sue you.
In Soviet Russia, Pokémon catch you.
In Soviet Russia, god believe in you.
In Soviet Russia, dog walk you.
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In Soviet russia, video game play you.
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In Soviet Russia we rule you............ sh*&t sorry comrade
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In soviet russia, comment post you!
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In Soviet Russia water drink you!
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In solviet Russia, music plays you!
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In soviet Russia bassguitar slaps you
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In Soviet Russia people kill gun
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In Soviet Russia Putin not ass
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:'(
Putin no ass anywhere.
In soviet russia, president assasinates you.
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Jury's still out on Putin.
In Soviet Russia, Mexicans build wall around Trump
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In solviet russia, drink pours you.
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(Achivement get! Make a thread that gets to page two.)
In soviet russia, Achivement earns you.
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In Soviet Russia, dog pets you
(I am so lame when it comes to joke strings...)
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In soviet russia joke tells Ibi.
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In Soviet Russia, Yoda speak does everyone
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In Soviet Russia, you watch Big Brother. Well, actually Big Brother still watches you. :P
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In Soviet Russia mosquito slaps you
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In Soviet Russia, beds sleep on you ;)
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In Soviet Russia food eats you
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In Soviet Russia, clothes sew you!
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In Soviet Russia, you lie to politicians.
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In Soviet Russia, you lie to politicians.
(wow, I laughed so hard at this one XD)
In Soviet Russia, video games play with people
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In Soviet Russia, video games play with people
I think it should rather be "In Soviet Russia, video games play you!"
In Soviet Russia, little things nit-pick about Sandor
Comrade Michen, do not get angry, get drunk instead. *hands vodka*
IN SOVIET RUSSIA VODKA DRINK YOU.
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In solviet russia, clothes wear you.
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In Soviet Russia, thread replies to you
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In soviet russia, superbowl watches you.
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In Soviet Russia, brat beats on you.
(Ramones song reference)
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In Soviet Russia, laws follow you.
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In Soviet Russia, cherries pit you.
That sounds more than a little painful...
In soviet russia hospital goes to you.
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In Soviet Russia, mirror looks at you.
What is life?
In Soviet Russia, life ponders you.
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In Soviet Russia, trees plant you.
In Soviet Russia, cars drive you.
In Soviet Russia, trash throws you away.
In Soviet Russia, down needs to calm Michen
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In Soviet Russia, Donald Trump no bad man
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In Soviet Russia, Drunk gets you Vodka
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In Soviet Russia, taxes pay you.
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In Soviet Russia, The Force Awakens sees the midnight screening of you
In Soviet Russia, video sharing site is TubeYou
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In sovjet Russia, bear puns get you, but only bearly.
I know... That was kind of unbearable.
Sorry for the bearry bad puns.
(Hint: no I'm not)
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In Soviet Russia, Moscow State University MSU
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In Soviet Russia, MS paint, paint you.
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In Soviet Russia 'R' and 'ssia' separated by 'U'
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In Soviet Russia fursuit wears you
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In Soviet Russia, you give Sans bad time
Undertake joke! Anyone? No? Okay....
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^^I don't get it XD
In Soviet Union, enlightenment finds you.
Also I think I'm gonna try a Beatles theme:
Back in USSR all love needs is you
Back in USSR your money never gives me you
Back in USSR I want your hand to hold you
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In soviet Russia, joke gets you
(I understood the undertale joke xD)
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In Soviet Russia, crime commits you
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In Soviet Russia train catches you
In Soviet Russia my life lights up you
In Soviet Russia toe stubs you
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In Soviet Russia beard shaves you
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In Soviet Russia pencil sharpens you
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This one's a little unconventional but still funny...
In USA, spend millions of dollars trying to develop a pen that works in space.
In Soviet Russia, just use pencil.
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I'm Soviet Russia, classes takes you
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In soviet Russia, internet search you.
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In Soviet Russia, tears cry you
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In Soviet Union O.U.I.
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In Soviet Russia, You care bears!
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You mean "UOI"?
hahaha, I can't believe I stuffed that up! XD
In Soviet Russia, grave digs you
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In Soviet Russia, you seek death
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In Soviet Russia, death cheats you.
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In soviet Russia, Doritos eat you.
(I have doritos. I like doritos.)
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In Soviet Russia, drunk wishes it could get me
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In Soviet Russia, в этом есть смысл...
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In Soviet Russia, numbers count you.
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In Soviet Russia, forum post you
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In Soviet Russia, love falls in you
Michen, you win the internet! <3
In Soviet Russia a list makes Santa and checks him twice
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In Soviet Russia heart breaks you.
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In Soviet Russian film Frozen, It sings Let Elsa Go
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In Soviet Russia, equation solves you
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In Soviet Russia, jokes make long strings of you.
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In soviet russia, food eats you.
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In Soviet Russia, joke makes you.
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In Soviet Russia, Music listens to you
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In Soviet Russia, torrents download you
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In Soviet Russia, President elects you
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In Soviet Russia, wodka make man.
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In Soviet Russian, tree fells you
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In Soviet Russia, coffee brews you
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ISR: food eats you :|
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In Soviet Russia, sleep loses you.
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In Soviet Russia, grenade throws you.
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In Soviet Russia, songs write you
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In, soviet russia space explores you!
*USSR Music playing faintly*
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In Soviet Russia, dance breaks you :3
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In Soviet Russia, Insomnia suffers from you
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In Soviet Russia, math does the you
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In Soviet Russia, the beholder is in the eye of beauty
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In Soviet Russia, lawn mows you.
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In Soviet Russia, Drama Forum plagued with Furries
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In Soviet Russia, Drama Forum plagued with Furries
Do what? :P
OT:; In Soviet Russian, car starts you.
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^Instead of Furry Forum plagued with dramas XD
In Soviet Russia, holiday has you
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In Soviet Russia, Windows 95 installs you.
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^Instead of Furry Forum plagued with dramas XD
Oh X3
In Soviet Russia, nail hammers you.
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In Soviet Russia, chorus repeats you
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in Soviet Russia, the arrow takes an adventurer to the knee!
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In Soviet Russia, bridge builds you
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In Soviet Russia, trips go on you!
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In Soviet Russia, break takes you!
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^OMG! This is the best thing ever. EVER!!
In Soviet Union, contract amends you
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In Soviet Russia, you connect operator
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In Soviet Russia, tongue gets cat.
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In Soviet Russia, plank walks you
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In Soviet Russia, president assassinates you.
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In Soviet Russia, the grassy knoll is on the gunman
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In Soviet Russia, space explores you.
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In Soviet Russia, diaper changes you.
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In Soviet Russia, avatar chooses you
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In Soviet Russia, Illuminati confirms you.
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In Soviet Russia, piano plays you
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In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.
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In Soviet Russia, screen touches you
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In Soviet Russia, table flips you.
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In Soviet Russia, Lego builds you
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In Soviet Russia, safari goes on you
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In Soviet Russia, booty comes for you.
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In Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris!
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In Soviet Russia, the Pew, Pew you!
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In Soviet Russia, Guns use you.
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In Soviet Russia, the Pew, Pew you!
I love this
In Soviet Russia, there sees what I did you
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In Soviet Russia, children raise you!
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In Soviet Russia, up grows you... or something like that.
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In Soviet Russia, tree chops you
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In Soviet Russian, man make good sushi.
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In Soviet Russia, you play the boss over Putin!
(LOL) XD
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In Soviet Russia, computer hacks you
range shoots at you
you run over tank
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In Soviet Russia, you bite snake!
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In soviet Russia, winters are cold, and summers are colder.
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In Soviet Russia, you annoy mosquitos!
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In Soviet Russia, job application writes you!
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In Soviet Russia, Art makes you!
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in Soviet Russia, jimmy rustles you
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In soviet Russia, gun needs to be bigger than the tank which carries and fires the gun.
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In Soviet Russia, the mosquitos also smack you after you annoyed them...
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In Soviet Russia, Plane flies you.
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In Soviet Russia, audience performs for you!
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In soviet russia, forum posts you.
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In Soviet Russia, Roleplays play you.
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In Societ Russia, nostalgia experiences you
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In Soviet russia, little old ladies rob you!
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LOL... beware the "harmless old grandmas"!
In Soviet Russia, the internet surfs on you.
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In Soviet Russia, selfies take you!
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In Soviet, potatoes mash you!
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In Soviet Russia, lottery wins you
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In Soviet Russia, sleep loses you.
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In Soviet Russia, art draw you.
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In Soviet Russia, glue repairs with you.
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In Soviet Russia, thread revives you.
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In Soviet Russia, you don't play Undertale. Undertale play you.
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In Soviet Russia, Undertale cries over you.
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In Soviet Russia, you kill Dark Souls.
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In Soviet Russia, college fails you.
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In Soviet Russia, criminals look for the police.
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In Soviet Russia, song listens to you.
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In Soviet Russia computers actually do what you want.
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In Soviet Russia, food cooks you.
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In Soviet Russia you rob criminals.
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In Soviet Russia, pet adopts you.
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In Soviet Russia, you... give birth to... your mother?
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In Soviet Russia pigs bring you to the slaughter.
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In soviet Russia, meat carves you.
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In Soviet Russia the cars drive you.
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In soviet Russia, jobs go for you.
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In Soviet Russia, bullets dodge you.
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In Soviet Russia, phones charge you
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In Soviet Russia music listens to you.
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In Soviet Russia, muffins eat you.
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In Soviet Russia you got everything to do when you're bored, and nothing when you're busy.
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In Soviet Russia we actually like each other...
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In Soviet Russia it's 3 hours later then in Soviet Russia
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In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can haz you.
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In Soviet Russia, this game wouldn't be stupid.
Oh, wait....
You'd just take America instead.
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In soviet russia, books read you.
In Soviet Russia, this game wouldn't be stupid.
-_- Ummm... you dont have to post on it.
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In Soviet Russia, outfit wears you.
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In Soviet Russia cakes are NOT a lie!
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In Soviet Russia, you are therefore you think.
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In Soviet Russia, dinner cooks you.
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In Soviet Russia they have Super Bowser Bros.
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In Soviet Russia chair sits on you
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In Soviet Russia they still use the geocentric galaxy model (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geocentric_model)
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In Soviet Russia, the goal of games is to lose.
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In Soviet Russia you have to nurse and raise your parents.
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In Soviet Russia you get arrested if you do anything legal.
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In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you.
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( XD)
In soviet russia table flips you
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In soviet russia, memes steal you.
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In soviet russia, anthem sings you.
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(Gun shovels. Genius. )
In soviet russia, math solves you.
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In soviet russia law breaks you.
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In Soviet Russia you start school with the world's most toughest questions.
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In Soviet Russia everything that's "weird" is actually weird and everything that's "normal" is actually normal.
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In Soviet Russia you don't sit on the chairs, the chairs sit on you
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In Soviet Russia, you stand in bread lines.
Wait, that's no joke. That's for real. XD
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In Soviet Russia shower take you
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In Soviet Russia, you stand in bread lines.
Wait, that's no joke. That's for real. XD
(This one knows too much. This threat to the motherland must be eliminated)
In soviet russia air breaths you.
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In Soviet Russia you give mods warnings.
(Yes, I'm actually making fun of you now)
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In Soviet Russia, a bad time is gonna have you.
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In America you go on nature walks
In Soviet Russia nature walks on you
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In Soviet Russia the environment is messing up humanity.
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In Soviet Russia tank drive you
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In Soviet Russia, Zangief.
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelvscapcom/images/0/07/Zangief.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110130113702)
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In Soviet Russia weight lift you
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In Soviet Russia
Waldo finds you
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In Soviet Russia birthday cake eat you
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in soviet Russia songs sing you
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In Soviet Russia potato mash you
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(lol i was gunna say that)
in soviet Russia essay write you
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IN soviet Russia wodka drink you
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in soviet Russia cloths wear you
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In Soviet Russia potato eats you
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In soviet Russia TV watches you
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https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5urnypgxtDTVXp5Tk80SF9OTWM
That's all I have to say
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In Russia Scootr is a communist? :P
(is that you?)
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In Russia Scootr is a communist? :P
(is that you?)
That would be me
In Soviet Russia artillery fire you
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In Soviet Russia blue is you.
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In Soviet Russia rails rides on trains.
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In Soviet Russia laws break you
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In Soviet Russia car drive you
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In Soviet Russia, you work for your computer.
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In Soviet Russia, Disneyland visits you.
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In Soviet Russia, Space Explores you
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In Soviet Russia, graves dig you.
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In Soviet Russia, Keyboard types in you.
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In Soviet Russia, jokes make you.
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In Soviet Russia the supermarkets go shop in you.
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In Soviet Russia, X finds you!
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In Soviet Russia celebs chase papparazi all over the place, trying to report any interesting things in their daily lives.
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In Soveit Russia cities live in you.
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In Soveit Russia cities live in you.
Sounds rather painful....
In Soviet Russia music plays you.
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In Soviet Russia, birthday celebrates you!
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In Soviet Russia, street crosses you!
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In Soviet Russia, web gets posted on cat!
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In Soviet Russia weaponry heals wounds.
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In Soviet Russia, new games launch you.
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In Soviet Russia, balloons pop you!
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In Soviet Russia, nightguard stuffs animatronics in suit.
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In Soviet Russia, lemons gives you life.
Mind blown.
In soviet russia car drives you
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In Soviet Russia, furry animals dress up as you!
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In Soviet Russia n00bs awr dha bezt ant pros suk
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In Soviet Russia, you peek. Even if they have an AWP.
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In America, you rob bank. In Soviet Russia, bank rob you.
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in soviet russia keyboard types on you
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In Soviet Russia, forum donates to you.
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In Soviet Russia, they make jokes about what you do in America! XD I know lame lol
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In Soviet Russia, you cut hot knife with butter.
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In SOVIET ЯUSSIA communism shares you
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In Soviet Russia, yo mama tells jokes about you.
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In Soviet Russia common users break into hackers' computers.
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IN SOVIЭT ЯUSSIA Plane hijacks you
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In Soviet Russia horses keep human-racing competitions.
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IN SOVIЭT ЯUSSIA life is good
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In Soviet Russia you burn fire.
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In Soviet Russia, fountain of youth drinks from you.
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In Soviet Russia beds sleep on you.
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In Soviet Russia origami folds you
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In Soveit Russia mines dig in you.
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In Soviet Russia you shake earthquakes.
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In Soviet Russia, scab picks you!
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In Soviet Russia a furry forums post in you.
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In Soviet Russia, you give candy cavities.
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In Soviet Russia you check the teeth of dentists.
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In Soviet Russia, guy with glasses not hit you.
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In Soviet Russia, you tax government..
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In Soviet Russia, Bread toasts you
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In Soviet Russia, you should read my new fanfiction. Or anywhere else, for that matter. I need reviews. XP
https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=33617.0 (https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=33617.0)
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in soviet russia floor rolls on you.
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In Soviet Russia, Frank Sinatra did it your way.
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In Soviet Russia... Just don't rely on the spell check :/
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In Soviet Russia, Youtubers watch you.
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In soviet russia phone calls on you.
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In Soviet Russia, you chase down the Grim Reaper.
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In Soviet Russia the Grinch gives presents at christmas.
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In Soviet Russia, everyone cares about useless stuff.
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In Soviet Russia, politics is simple. Do as Government tells you, and you live.
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In Soviet Russia, I love you all.
I'm not sure whether to take that as an insult or not...
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In Soviet Russia that's an insult.
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In Soviet Russia, nunchucks swing you around like ragdoll.
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In soviot Russia Nun chucks you
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In Soviet Russia, cartoon characters watch you.
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In Soviet Russia, ballpoint pen writes with you.
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In Soviet Russia beer goes "chug chug chug"
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In Soviet Russia, I won't.
(There's a taste of your own medicine! XP )
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In Soviet Russia, Animals wear humansuits
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In Soviet Russia, Soviets tell "In Germany" jokes that aren't funny.
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In Soviet Russia I'd say "овощной" (vegetables)
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In Soviet Russia, Canadians are mean.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA: PRODUCTION SEIZES YOU
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In Soviet Russia, memes create you.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAR HITS YOU
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMMUNISM LIKES YOU
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In Soviet Russia, faux pas makes you!
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In Soviet Russia buildings live in you.
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In Soviet Russia you absolutely hate your hobby.
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In Soviet Russia, Batman is you!
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In Soviet Russia, concrete boots wear you!
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In Soviet Russia, music listens to you.
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In soviet russia, Fursuit wears you.
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In soviet russia, Fursuit wears you.
Sounds like something out of a really cheezy horror film. :P Love it.
In soviet Russia the web surfs you.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMMUNISM LIKES YOU
In Soviet Russia, capitalism loves you.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA CAPITALISM LIKES COMMUNISM
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In Soviet Russia, the end is only the beginning.
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In Soviet Russia a good end means half the work.
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In Soviet Russia war is good.
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in soviet russia you play music for a band.
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In Soviet Russia "to demolish" means "to build".
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In Soviet Russia you give lessons to your teachers.
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In Soviet Russia musical instruments play you :P
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in soviet russia ice-cream licks you untill your gone.
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In Soviet Russia the earth draws to you. (reversed gravity) :P
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Actually, according to Newton's law of gravity, the Earth does draw to you. It's just so minimal that the Earth doesn't move even a nanometer.
(That means when you jump, the Earth actually moves about an atom in your direction as you fall back down!)
In Soviet Russia, nerds don't mess up your jokes with science.
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In Soviet Russia, you cool fan down
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In Soviet Russia, you transport car.
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In Soviet Russie, Moon Moon is Sun Sun
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in soviet russia, greece is coming to me.
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in soviet russia, greece is coming to me.
In soviet Russia, Trip has a nice you.
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In soviet Russia, posts write you.
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In Soviet Russia stuff makes bad jokes about us.
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In Soviet Russia, when physics tries to mess with us, we mess with physics instead!
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In Soviet Russia, capitalist pig dies
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In Soviet Russia vegetables say my name when they feel like.
If you know me enough you know why.
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In soviet Russia, internet surfs you
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In Soviet Russia, Dogald Trump is Firefly's emblem.
(http://i.imgur.com/zdpnaCn.png)
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In Soviet Russia boredom strikes when you're having fun.
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In Soviet Russia, pizza cuts you.
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In soviet Russia, you kill guns
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In Soviet Russia, da blues got you.
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In Soviet Russia all humor is wet until you jump in the pool.
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In Soviet Russia, people don't kill people, guns kill people.
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In soviet Russia, Cake bakes you
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in soviet russia the cake is a truth.
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In Soviet Russia, internet allows cookies in you!
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in Soviet Russia, going offline allows you to connect with friends.
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In Soviet Russia, bigfoot looks for you
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In Soviet Russia, radio tunes out you
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in soviet russia big game hunts you down.
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In Soviet Russia stuffed animals cuddle you.
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In Soviet Russia gravity points up.
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In soviet Russia food eats you.
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In Soviet Russia, joke kills you.
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In Soviet Russia, you make filter look better.
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In soviet russia, Tv watches you
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA GREEN VANILLA ICE IS GOOD
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^ I'm moving to soviet russia now
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA CANADIANS ARE NOT NICE
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In Soviet Russia, stereotypes are what you use to buy a sound system.
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in soviet russia lcd sounsystem is a headset and lcd screenformat is a band.
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In Soviet Russia the tv watches you.
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In Soviet Russia animals dress like you!
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia, poem write you.
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In Soviet Russia going AFK means you get behind it.
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In Soviet Russia, love falls in you.
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In Soviet Russia Youtube movies watch you.
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Is soviet russia bike ride you.
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In soviet Russia house clean you
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In Soviet Russia stuff doesn't care about you.
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In Soviet Russia, you die on the Internet
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In Soviet Russia every day is opposite day, except on opposite day.
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In Soviet Russia, you're never gonna give up Rick Astley
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In Soviet Russia I'd actually care about celebs.
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In Soviet Russia, Ghostbusters gonna call you!
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In Soviet Russia ghosts become human after dying.
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In Soviet Russia, sliced bread is the best thing since you!
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In Soviet Russia books write you.
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In Soviet Russia, cliff jumps off of you
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In Soviet Russia you inhale CO2 and exhale O2.
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In Soviet Russia religion has people.
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In Soviet Union, Soviet nion U!
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!sepyt enoyreve woh si siht aissuR teivoS nI
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In Soviet Union, love falls in you!
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In Soviet Russia cliffs fall off you.
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In Soviet Russia animals own you.
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In Soviet Russia, Benjamin Button all the way.
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In Soviet Russia, app downloads you!
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.siht ekil etirw uoy ,aissuR teivoS nI
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In Soviet Russia, Robert Palmer's day makes you!
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In soviet Russia, you kill nukes.
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In Soviet Russia, sputnik.
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In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
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In Soviet Russia you shock electric fences.
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In Soviet Russia, sheep shear you!
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(Srsly, why the many sheep since I'm like this?)
In Soviet Russia you are an obstacle for walls.
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^I guess you inspire ovine thoughts!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to you!
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In soviet Russia French learns you
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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia in you.
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In Soviet Russia, autocorrect corrects yodel!
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In Soviet Russia clothes hang you in the closet.
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In Soviet russia closet come out of you
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In Soviet Russia stories make you.
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In soviet russia computer uses you
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In Soviet Russia one sleeps on two inches of rock.
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In Soviet Russia, mobile device posts from you.
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In Soviet Russia mobile devices own you, just so you know.
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In Soviet Russia, high score beats you!
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In Soviet Russia you have to pay to work. However buying stuff earns you bucks. But having lots of money means you're poor...
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In Soviet Russia, Mary actually is normal. Can you believe it?
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In Soviet Russia, so are you.
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In Soviet Russia, you're white.
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In Soviet Russia you'd be dark grey.
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In Soviet Russia the bus takes you
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In Soviet Russia *trollface inserts here*
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In Soviet Russia, laundry does you!
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In Soviet Russia men have to ask their husband to do something multiple times.
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In Soviet Russia, demons are good and angels are bad.
....Oh wait, that's Black Butler. My bad.
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In Soviet Russia water boils you
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In Soviet Russia, borders invade you.
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In Soviet Russia tails will chase...
Oh. Wait. I guess... that since your tail is stuck to you...
Yeah. No clue.
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In Soviet Russia, mail sends you.
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In Soviet Russia the Olympics play you
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In Soviet Union, George Lucas sells Disney to you!
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In Soviet Russia, deer hunt you!
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In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks you!
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In Soviet Russia job applications fill out you
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In Soviet Russia, flag salutes you.
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In Soviet Russia this forum browses you
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In Soviet Russia, high score beats you!
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In Soviet Russia chair sits on you
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In Soviet Russia, nose follows you!
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In Soviet Russia, itch scratches you
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In Soviet Russia itches get you. That's why.
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In Soviet Russia, dog walks you.
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In Soviet Russia milk spills you
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In Soviet Russia, OTP ships you.
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In Soviet Russia teeth brush you
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In Soviet Russia, art draws you.
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In Soviet Russia toilet flushes you
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In Soviet Russia, trees grow you!
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In Soviet Russia salads toss you
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In Soviet Russia letters put you in the mailbox.
Or do mailboxes put letters in you?
Either of them.
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In Soviet Russia time tells you
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In Soviet Russia, guitar tunes you!
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In Soviet Russia the bass drops you
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In Soviet Russia, salad tosses you!
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In Soviet Russia chess plays you
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In Soviet Russia, presents wrap you!
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In Soviet Russia hat wears you
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In Soviet Russia, leftovers eat you!
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In Soviet Russia you come to christmas.
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In Soviet Russia, Illuminati confirm you.
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In soviet russie fishers carry death
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In Soviet Russia, president elect you.
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In Soviet Russia, you cook for the chef
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In Soviet Russia you always play pranks on people except on April Fools.
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In Soviet Russia, song sings you.
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In Soviet Russia, prey hunts you.
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In Soviet Russia, socks knit you.
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In Soviet Russia you happen to stuff.
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In soviet russia, porn draws you!
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Oh, please not that sort of stuff...
In Soviet Russia clocks can see on you how late it is.
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In soviet Russia, new year happies you
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In Soviet Russia, Christmas tree takes down you!
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In Soviet Russia, fireworks waste you on money.
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In Soviet Russia, New Year's resolution make you, then break you after two month...
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In Soviet Russia, fursona switch you.
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In Soviet Russia, clock carry you, and shout that it is time to stop.
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In Soviet Russia, rumors spread you.
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In soviet russia, horse ride you
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In Soviet Russia, Pokémon catch you.
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In Soviet Russia, Military invades itself
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In Soviet Russia, machines fix you.
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In Soviet Russia rabbits hunt you.
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In Soviet Russia: Web surfs you . . .
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In Soviet Russia, puppy adopt you.
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In Soviet Russia, dark side comes to you
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In Soviet Russia you are strong with the Force.
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In Soviet Russia, Crimea Annex Russia
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In Soviet Russia pets own you
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In Soviet Russia, tail wags you :?
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In Soviet Russia you pop up in random thoughts.
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In Soviet Russia, you tell medium's fortune o.O
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In Soviet Russia, you scare ghosts.
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In Soviet Russia, Ghost Busters calls you!
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In Soviet Russia, animals dream about non-anthro humans.
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In Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake.
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In Soviet Russia, joke kills you.
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In soviet Russia, jacket zips you!
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In Soviet Russia they care about nonsense.
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In Soviet Russian rebellion quells goverment
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In Soviet Russia, people save superheroes.
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In Soviet Russia it's the banks that rob the villains.
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In Soviet Russia, government pays you.
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In Soviet Russia papers fill you in.
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In Soviet Russia, thread revive you.
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In Soviet Russia the ground falls to you.
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In soviet russia meme laughs at you.
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In Soviet Russia, you see Santa Claus when he's sleeping and know when he's awake.
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In Soviet Russia, they make the USSR great again.
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In Soviet Russia, left-overs reheat you!
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In Soviet Russia pizzas order you.
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In Soviet Russia, bunny makes hand-shaped shadow puppet.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/421/322/41a.jpg)
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Oh how about this one...
THERE'S NO ESCAPE
(http://orig05.deviantart.net/f74d/f/2011/085/5/f/mvp___houses_in_soviet_russia_by_x0x0xusax0x0x-d3cijyd.png)
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(http://orig07.deviantart.net/c027/f/2010/288/9/a/in_soviet_russia____by_deathsoul_darkwolf-d30u4ep.jpg)
...fires light you and marshmallows roast you.
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In Soviet Russia they say this written text is an image.