It'd be appreciated if you didn't constantly go out of your way to start conflict.
I'd get into how it is ,my business but that 'would' start an argument.
Dax, Calm..... Conflict only starts if another person 'imitates the conflict, there is no conflict here as long as understanding is reached that it was joke.
Jane, don't call me 'Sweetie', please.
*looks around for an open fridge.*