*sits down and wags his tail, looking to see if anyone expects him to argue that. Cause he can't.* Rahyne and I had a conversation about how all the other countries are really smart, so when they call us dumb they can list proven reasons. So in return, dumb America just calls you names like Fogbreathers, because we're too dumb for any other retort.
The Make My Day law! We have that in Colorado! They get three warnings to get off your property. If they don't, you can legally shoot out their kneecaps.