How did the person above you die?

[?]

Drowned in a giant jello cube

[TenOfSwords]

A horrible accident involving a piano, some fairly weak rope, and the top apartment of a four-storey building.

[Firox]

was struck by a pen, fell from a top skyscraper, hit Aorta Vein in a way that severed it, bled out quickly before help arrived

[TenOfSwords]

Jyo! Watch out for the cliff! Oh... too late.

[?]

Fired bullets into the air then took a nap, was found with dead. Died from own bullets 

[Firox]

Dead next to me, that be fun, time to rock! 


Woke up dead from terrible nightmare
-again not sure how it's possible to 'wake up dead'-

[Michen_S]

Did the thing that you would not want to be seen doing in front of a window...

Died from embarrasment.

[Firox]

unfortunate victim in a car accident, driver wasn't at fault, another driver ran the red light at high speed

[Ara Av-Toa]

Sputnik happened.

[?]

Tried to catch a harpoon and get impelled on the wall 

[Ara Av-Toa]

Never lived in the first place.

[?]

Was turned into a goo pile from a certain gun

[Firox]

tried to sneak away with box full of donuts at a party, but in doing so pulled the tablecloth along, dropping a heavy centerpiece chocolate fountain, crushed limbs from heavy fountain, died when drowned in chocolate 

[?]

Accidentally started an electric fire, was immune to the elcetriciy but not the fire 

[Firox]

was caught in middle of a stampede, small size, was walked all over