How did the person above you die?

[Fuzzpaws]

dang it Vee, you just beat me too it!
fell out of the cat tree while chewing a tail itch...


Vee looked over the edge to see what happened to Jyotis and got vertigo, fell off the same cat tree

[?]

Sowwey xP


We all fell on top of his head when he was standing under tree

[Firox]

   *hides eyes with paws* 
heyz, that ached and was embawassing for a feline

fell into a thick patch of poison ivy plant, died from too much itchiness

[?]

Got too embarrassed and fainted but nu body woke themz and they were in teh hot sun 

[Firox]

slept in the middle of the road, didn't see any cars, but still got hit by one when it was dark, and slept near a blind curve

[?]

Tried to go swimming in swamp, but ran into a hungry alligator 

[Firox]

went skydiving with me, but out of bad luck both parachuts didn't open - passed away cuddling me very tightly
 

[Ara Av-Toa]

Made someone so angry they snapped his neck and busted his skull.

[Michen_S]

Was told by someone she should be so sheepish, she then died because it was such a terrible pun.

[Ara Av-Toa]

They were so N.O.R.M.A.L. it killed them.
(Nefariously Overdone Rediculously Monstrously Awfully Lethal)

[?]

A random piano fell from the sky and landed on them   

[Firox]

someone threw an orange stone at ya thinking it was a fire stone, but it was just a regular rock and died from the hard hit in the back of your neck

[?]

Wanted to get ice cream but the machine got stuck and filled the entire room, they drowned in itz      but it was probably good before that happened 

[Bricket]

got horribly mangled when he crossed the railroad crossing while the barriers were closed

[Firox]

part of the suit got caught on the elevator