How did the person above you die?

[?]

When straight down and found a cavern a large one, fell and died 

[Teo]

Stepped in a beartrap, unfortunately, you weren't tall enough and it hit you in the head

[?]

Fell asleep while flying a helicopter, didn't die from the crash but rather from tripping a curb once they found safety after a long journey through the desert

[Romulan_Furry]

Death by chocolate.

[?]

Got pushed by someone while standing next to a busy highway 

[Teo]

Ate some chicken from the sewer, died a few days after

[?]

I offered to share some of the chicken with him and he accepted, died weeks later   

[Michen_S]

Fell into a giant jar filled with syrup. The stuff was very sticky, so it couldn't keep their breath for that long.

[?]

Was the victim of a dangerous prank gone wrong .  Tomb stones read " It's just a prank,bro "   

[Bricket]

Had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

[?]

Got mixed up for someone else 

[Michen_S]

The cookie was a lie.

[Ara Av-Toa]

It was a Polypodium vulgare!
(seriously, nobody even checks what I'm talking about)

[?]

Swallowed some Toxicodendron radicans

[Michen_S]

Literally ate a truckload of strawberries, forgetting they was allergic to strawberries.