Author Topic: How did the person above you die? (Read 339854 times)

Bricket · « **Reply #2700 on:** September 08, 2016, 01:19:16 AM »

Look, no hands ma!
Mara right before she died from lack of blood

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #2701 on:** September 08, 2016, 01:32:59 AM »

Escalated so quickly he smashed through the roof and made a crater on the moon.

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2702 on:** September 08, 2016, 02:39:51 PM »

Mom: "Honey! Don't walk in the road!"
Mara: "Look mom, I made it!"
*THUD*
Stegosaurus: "I am a stegosaurus!"

Teo · « **Reply #2703 on:** September 08, 2016, 03:27:36 PM »

shot down via anti air guns by north korean military

Ara Av-Toa · « **Reply #2704 on:** September 08, 2016, 03:54:26 PM »

Dude: "Hey. It says 'Gullible' on the ceiling."
Rick: "Oh, so it do- ugh, you stole my lungs."

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #2705 on:** September 08, 2016, 10:52:24 PM »

Fayam likes trains.
*Splat*

Teo · « **Reply #2706 on:** September 09, 2016, 03:44:07 PM »

you are cursed by the old meme curse, and die of the plague

Ibi Tanvaal · « **Reply #2707 on:** September 09, 2016, 03:56:41 PM »

Eternal lack-of-sleep curse went horribly wrong and went the other way.

sha-draw · « **Reply #2708 on:** September 09, 2016, 04:03:52 PM »

Sneezed to death

Teo · « **Reply #2709 on:** September 09, 2016, 04:06:41 PM »

fang falls out, swallows it

sha-draw · « **Reply #2710 on:** September 09, 2016, 04:08:15 PM »

Tried very hard to not hug the mine turtle.

Failed.

Teo · « **Reply #2711 on:** September 09, 2016, 04:10:18 PM »

gets neck stuck in chair

sha-draw · « **Reply #2712 on:** September 09, 2016, 05:19:55 PM »

Blasted to oblivion by fans

Teo · « **Reply #2713 on:** September 09, 2016, 05:21:12 PM »

killed by dragon slayers

sha-draw · « **Reply #2714 on:** September 09, 2016, 05:44:39 PM »

Squeezed by a hug

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