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Author Topic: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes  (Read 28199 times)

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #240 on: May 14, 2018, 01:00:16 PM »
"I wonder if it's the only place where it's considered polite to thank people for spontaneously exploding after giving them a high five..."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #241 on: June 04, 2018, 03:27:05 PM »
"It's like the Thu'um, except in real life, and at least three times as useless."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #242 on: June 05, 2018, 10:34:30 PM »
"give go go squeeze the good succ"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #243 on: June 08, 2018, 10:18:54 PM »
"Its Schrödinger's roll, if I don't roll it its not good or bad, if I roll it.... I could end up with a dead cat"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #244 on: June 09, 2018, 03:38:19 PM »
1: "Yes, so this mission is gonna be sort of wild weaseling with vegans, providing eyes and ears for the guy's in the A-10's and the harry's, basically...

4: "Aight, so we're not actually hitting anything?"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #245 on: June 14, 2018, 06:48:58 PM »
"It was noisy and expensive, but it also had rhinos!"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #246 on: June 15, 2018, 02:43:42 PM »
Boss figure: "Would you like a piece of toast?"

Me: "No thank you."

Boss figure: "Well, that's a shame. Because you're getting two of them, twat..."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #247 on: June 29, 2018, 02:58:53 AM »
Quote
Why toilets are... "scary".


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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #248 on: June 29, 2018, 07:02:36 AM »
"You might not believe this, but I figured out how to use the microwave!"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #249 on: July 02, 2018, 07:56:17 PM »
"Sorry, we can't offer you this position. Your IQ test is all wrong and your blood tastes like root beer."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #250 on: July 03, 2018, 10:43:44 PM »
"I got back and i hate a sandwich!"
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #251 on: July 09, 2018, 12:19:49 PM »
"Face it. We need a fatter coffin."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #252 on: July 14, 2018, 04:10:46 PM »
"It means buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye-bye..."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #253 on: August 04, 2018, 08:27:54 PM »
"All this confusion started with a genie ass. No one wished for this"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #254 on: August 04, 2018, 08:30:38 PM »
"I wonder who the palindrome is"
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