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Author Topic: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes  (Read 26603 times)

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #225 on: February 14, 2018, 07:23:46 PM »
B: "That soldier is a spy!"

S: "Yes!" *High-fives B*

B: "Okay!" *Spontaneously explodes*

S: "Thanks!"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #226 on: February 15, 2018, 12:58:25 PM »
"Sometimes,I wonder why I still let you be my friend.I've tried to get rid of you four times and it's ME who keeps coming back to you."




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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #227 on: February 18, 2018, 06:02:33 PM »
C: "There is only one true god, and his name is Adolf..."

B: "Adolf who?"

C: "....."

B: "Say his name!"

C: "NO!!!"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #228 on: February 18, 2018, 07:08:28 PM »
"Da raven be a funky-ass big-ass black bird, a gangmember of tha crow crew. Well shiiiit, it is massive, bigger than a funky-ass buzzard. [...] it be all black wit a big-ass bill, n' long wings."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #229 on: February 19, 2018, 03:46:00 PM »
heyy, baby, you give me nipples like lead bullets! *winkwink*

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #230 on: February 22, 2018, 06:53:47 PM »

Err... yes, it is - it most certainly is. But that's okay, because I like you just how you are!




Even if you would rather wear nothing than a thong...


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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #231 on: February 22, 2018, 07:08:50 PM »
Wow, George Bush looks soo sweet and friendly here! It's hard to imagine he just stole a couple of thousand TV's to light the sheep on fire...

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #232 on: March 31, 2018, 03:30:05 PM »
B: *Reads off a can* "Prevents corrosion on contacts... Yeah, that should do."
Me: "You mean that stuff could help save my social life?"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #233 on: April 09, 2018, 08:42:18 AM »
"Guys are good, guys are very good!"


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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #234 on: April 09, 2018, 12:17:25 PM »
Senior engineer: (About me) "Na, he wouldn't survive a day with my daughter..."

Me: "Is this a challenge?"

Senior engineer: "OI, DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YA' A RIDE HOME?"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #235 on: April 09, 2018, 09:07:03 PM »
"They'd censor a nazi sign but not a black dude's arm being ripped off. Not sure if that's racist or not racist."
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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #236 on: April 14, 2018, 04:15:14 AM »
"Come on, George. Be a mum~"

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #237 on: April 15, 2018, 04:31:18 AM »
"Tweak is the Christian god."

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #238 on: May 11, 2018, 06:24:44 AM »
Yeah stevia totally has a weird aftertaste, but Steve does aswell...

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Re: Out-of-Context Chat Quotes
« Reply #239 on: May 14, 2018, 08:34:38 AM »
"I punched the sheep and it just gave me bedroom eyes"

 

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