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Offline SadDubwool

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PUNS!
« on: November 14, 2015, 03:44:00 PM »
Okay guy's post your best puns here!
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2015, 04:05:10 PM »
Didn't Zaida make a thread like this? Eye don't think you saw it.
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2015, 05:04:28 PM »
Tou-can play it that game
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2015, 05:10:22 PM »
Y'all are PUNNY.




Awful pun is awful. XD
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2015, 05:13:45 PM »
I did Nazi that pun coming.
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2015, 05:22:37 PM »
Stop stalin guys, i'm not putin up with it
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2015, 06:15:59 PM »
Everything here goes against my furlosophy.
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2015, 06:47:47 PM »
WATER-you guys doing?
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2015, 10:01:26 PM »
These puns are pretty cold
You guys need to chill out
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2015, 01:38:59 AM »
I am run-dom.
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2015, 05:55:47 AM »
Was talking to a good friend one night. He said he liked to wear sweat pants.
"Yeah, I'm a trend setter." he says.
"Trend -sweater- B) " was my response.

I am the worst pun producer on the planet.
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2015, 06:01:53 AM »
Three cheese baby

Not a pun but Two gryphon fans will get the refrence
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2015, 02:22:25 PM »
Quote from: Armonia on November 16, 2015, 05:55:47 AM
Was talking to a good friend one night. He said he liked to wear sweat pants.
"Yeah, I'm a trend setter." he says.
"Trend -sweater- B) " was my response.

I am the worst pun producer on the planet.
Oh yeah. Haha XD
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Re: PUNS!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2015, 06:49:38 AM »
Quote from: Vinny on November 16, 2015, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: Armonia on November 16, 2015, 05:55:47 AM
Was talking to a good friend one night. He said he liked to wear sweat pants.
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Oh yeah. Haha XD

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