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Pun Game!?

« on: October 29, 2015, 04:47:21 AM »

Out of boredom I created this thread, So who can make the best Pun and Jokes! So let the games begin! Eh~
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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2015, 12:12:07 PM »

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2015, 12:54:27 PM »

thor was playing on his piano and he accidentally hit the Low Key

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2015, 04:16:37 PM »

Quote from: Zaida on October 29, 2015, 04:47:21 AM

Out of boredom I created this thread, So who can make the best Pun and Jokes! So let the games begin! Eh~
~Rules~
•Stay on topic
•No double posts
•No pictures
•Don't cause drama

[/size]What topic are we staying on?

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2015, 05:06:37 PM »

*facepaw* (the post from earlier was a pun zaida

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2015, 08:33:33 PM »

How quickly can a snowman melt away?

In snow time at all.

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I shall show myself out.

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2015, 10:49:24 PM »

Why do chickens cross roads? They always look at their clucks (oh god these are terrible)

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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2015, 10:55:42 PM »

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2015, 10:57:33 PM »

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

I always felt that broken windows were a pane...

I would wear luminescent clothing to all my exams because it made me brighter.

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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2015, 07:39:31 PM »

What do you say to light colored clothes? you aint that dark. x3

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2015, 07:20:29 AM »

I know it's cheesy for using the internet

But I still feel Grate

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2015, 12:12:08 PM »

The gun who invented the bloody number zero

Thanks for nothing,

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2015, 02:30:20 PM »

These puns are cold
Zaida you need to chill out
Those rules are frigid

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2015, 04:32:48 AM »

i did nazi that coming but i bet jew did

im not sorry

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Re: Pun Game!?

« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2015, 08:49:15 AM »

You don't need that spine.... Its holding you back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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