The Random Thread

[Aloneness]

I was referring to the true winner of the of the 100,000th post... ... WindedZephyr O.o !!! ^^; sorry Sytex but I don't really know you that well  ^^;;;;

by the way that reminds me for what ever reason ... eh ... I just forgot what I was going to say I remembered ... well isn't that ironic and very anti-climatic.

[Midnight Madness]

You can only claim someone is awesome when you know them. I give glory to miss Cagon anyways because she is one of the ones who made me a mod in the first place.

[WingedZephyr]

WEEEEEEEEE.


*flings confetti*







But yes, you are awesome too, Sytex.

[Aloneness]

Ahh yes I remembered what I said I had remembered before forgetting what I remembered. "I find it funny that this threads going to hit 1,000,000 post before the count to 1mill thread XDDD"

And this time its real confetti... the good stuff - GLaDOS

[Midnight Madness]

WEEEEEEEEE.


*flings confetti*







But yes, you are awesome too, Sytex.

Attain all the awesome!

[WingedZephyr]

+1 Awesomeness

[Aloneness]

@Sytex: +1 Internets also WZ already moved it for me ^^;;; sorry about that

[Sigcutio]

Anyone ever feel like they should go to bed soon so that they can make sure they wake up well rested and then realize


NOPE. I'M GONNA PARTAY ON THE INTERNET!

[Midnight Madness]

I was gonna say, Aloneness. Was just going to ask Zeph, too. But the psychic Cagon cannot be outrun.

And in other, relevant news.

Party hard!

[Aloneness]

* Aloneness summons Awesome Techno

[Draco Vertolgr]

Yea you are youe the best the dang ninja

[anoni]

This might be considered abuse of spoilers, in which case you can remove it, but I'm going to make a game in this very post using spoilers

The rules of the game are:
1. Only click on one spoiler per level
...that's the only rule

Ok
Begin the game

Spoiler for Hidden:

You find yourself in a concrete jail. You are stuck, what do you do?

Call for help

Spoiler for Hidden:

You call for help, a person comes, he is a guard, and he looks angry at you. What do you say?

"Why do you have me in this jail cell!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard looks sternly at you, he exclaims "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS PRISONER" he begins to walk away, what do you do?

Stew in your own self pity

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard walks away and you begin to stew in your own self pity, what do you do?

Have a Childhood flashback

Spoiler for Hidden:

You begin to remember your childhood fantasies, unfortunately, you escape to reality for too long, you forget that you are in fact in reality and you forget to ask for food and eventually die of starvation.

Cry Uncontrollably

Spoiler for Hidden:

You cry uncontrollably, for a long amount of time, you cry so much that your tears eventually cause a flood of despair and you drown in your own tears.

Call him fatty!

Spoiler for Hidden:

You called the self conscious guard a fatty, he draws a gun as he is very offended, what do you do?

Scream as loud as possible and wet your pants

Spoiler for Hidden:

You scream as loud as you can and begin to soak your pants, this only angers the guard and he soon ends your life.

Say sorry

Spoiler for Hidden:

You say sorry, the guard puts down his weapon, his eyes look hopefully at you and he says "you mean it?", what do you say?

"Of course! "
 

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard smiles with glee, he sees you are really a good person and he lets you out of the cell, you both have a picnic and talk about your lives, turns out he is a furry too, his name is Rick and his fursona is a bull, you become good friends!

 
 "Haha, no!"
 

Spoiler for Hidden:

You have successfully crushed the Guards dreams, he runs of crying, he was the only one to take care of you, so you eventually starve to death

"Sir please let me out!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard looks at you, he says "NO!", what do you do?

Whine and have a tantrum

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard begins to get angry at you, he comes into the cell to beat you, what do you do?

Say, "Ok, Ok! I'll stop!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard submits, and leaves you alone, you are not beaten, but the guard never lets you out of the cell, you stay there for all eternity until you die at the ripe old age of 69

Use this opportunity to fight the Guard

Spoiler for Hidden:

You maliciously fight the guard, he drops a knife, what do you do?

Continue to fight with only fists

Spoiler for Hidden:

Using your furry instincts you manage to overpower him with just your fists, however he manages to get you in a hold and he breaks you arm. You manage to escape, but you endure pain for 2 months due to the broken arm.

Use the knife against the Guard

Spoiler for Hidden:

You use the knife against the guard, this kills the guard, you leave unharmed, but at what cost? I'd like to mention the Guard was also a furry and a loving father of 3,

Sniff, a tear rolling down your cheek, and say "Ok"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard feels sympathy for you, he leaves you in the cell, but he takes good care of you throughout your troubles. He also gives you a computer so you can still access the internet.

Search for a key

Spoiler for Hidden:

You don't find a key, but you do find a rock, what do you do?

Smash metal bars of Jail cell with Rock

Spoiler for Hidden:

You smash the metal bars of the jail cell with the rock, this weakens the bar, but also attracts the attention of the Guard. What do you do?

Continue kicking the weakened metal bar

Spoiler for Hidden:

You kick the metal bar down, but the Guard is angry and begins to attack you, what do you do?

Use the metal bar against the guard

Spoiler for Hidden:

You have a violent struggle with the Guard, however the Guard has a knife and begins to attack you, what do you do?

Run away as fast as you can

Spoiler for Hidden:

You run away as fast as you can out of the jail cell, you trip over almost but you manage to escape, you know not what of the Guard or the prison, only that you have escaped.

Continue the attack!

Spoiler for Hidden:

You continue the attack, but the Guard manages to get you with a knife, the Guard eventually takes your life with that knife.

Try to non-violently convince the metal guard to not hurt you

Spoiler for Hidden:

How do you convince the guard not to attack you?

Through Logic and Reason

Spoiler for Hidden:

You use logic and reason to try and get the Guard out of the cell, however, it gets too confusing for the guard, he does not attack you but he leaves you in the cell. He removes the rocks from the jail cell and patches up the metal bar

Through flattery and compliments

Spoiler for Hidden:

You use flattery and compliments, the guard likes you a lot for this and decides to let you escape, he wants to be friends with you, what do you do?

Say of course!

Spoiler for Hidden:

You become good friends with the guard, turns out, he is a furry to who's fursona is a bull, his name is Rick, you find out that he really is a nice guy and you live happily ever after.

Say no!

Spoiler for Hidden:

The flattery and compliments do not work, the guard gets angry at you and begins to attack you, you manage to run away, but the guard hits you in the back of the head, causing severe pain for 3 months.

Wait for the Guard to come

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard comes, asking "What in gods name are you doing?", What do you say?

"I'm breaking out of this darn jail cell!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard immediately draws a gun, what do you do?

Say, "hehe, now man, I was just kidding"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard withdraws his weapon, he allows you to stay alive, however, you are forced to live in the jail cell for all eternity until you die of a ripe old age of 69

Say, "HAH! bullets can't stop me!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

Turns out, bullets can stop you, the guard fires his gun, ending your life.

"I'm simply... testing the sturdiness of the metal bars"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard looks suspicious at you, he asks "do you think I can test the strength of these bars?", What do you say,

"Oh no... It's fine, I've got it, these bars are very strong"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard eventually leaves, What do you do?

Secretly and silently break the metal bar down

Spoiler for Hidden:

You secretly and silently break the metal bar down, you escape the prison, never knowing exactly why you were there or who the guard was

Count to 1,000,000

Spoiler for Hidden:

You count to a million, it takes you approximately 7 days, you were so engaged in your counting that you forgot to eat or drink and you eventually die of starvation and thirst.

"Yeah, I don't see why not"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard taps on the bars, he discovers the weakened bar and replaces it, you remain stuck in that jail cell for all eternity, until you die of the ripe old age of 69

Smash own face with Rock

Spoiler for Hidden:

You aggressively smash your own face with the rock, causing lots of blood and chaos. This draws the attention of the guard, what do you say?

"Help, please I'm in a lot of pain!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard opens the jail cell and comes to your aid, he begins to patch you up, what do you do?

At the last moment, steal his knife and attack the guard

Spoiler for Hidden:

You steal the guards knife and attack him with it, killing the guard. You escape the prison cell, but at what cost? I'd like to mention the guard was a furry and a loving father of 3.

Let him patch you up

Spoiler for Hidden:

You let the guard patch you up, he is about to leave, what do you say?

"Thank you! You are really nice!"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard sheds a tear to the nice compliment, he picks you up and lets you out of the prison cell, you guys go to a movie. Turns out, he is a furry too, his name is Rick and you become very good friends and see a furry convention together

"Pfft! you call that patching me up?"

Spoiler for Hidden:

The Guard feels insulted, he leaves you in the prison cell for all eternity, until you die at the ripe old age of 69.

"Haha! you can't kill me I kill myself!

Spoiler for Hidden:

The guard takes that as a challenge, he draws a gun and fires it, killing you instantly. Turns out he can kill you, who knew?

[Luke White-Heart]

That was fun!   Do it again!!!

[WingedZephyr]

This might be considered abuse of spoilers, in which case you can remove it, but I'm going to make a game in this very post using spoilers

It is, but it was much more fun than annoying, and well done. I won't yell at you for it.

[anoni]

Yaaaaaaaaaay!
*Hugs the Cagon* thanks Zeph