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Offline Ares the Ram

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82425 on: May 12, 2011, 01:56:48 AM »
cant... breathe.... sentences.... breaking.... also spine......  x_x
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82426 on: May 12, 2011, 02:03:46 AM »
eh i can fix your spine *hugs and injects a painkiller into macid*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82427 on: May 12, 2011, 02:04:45 AM »
youve killed the pain! what did it ever do to you!?! T_T
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82428 on: May 12, 2011, 02:05:25 AM »
I'm sooo hungry *noms hot pocket fold* nom nom.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82429 on: May 12, 2011, 02:06:08 AM »
Gordon freeman attacked the Combeins because the Combeins were bad and attacked the hummens. Because they were Robots and they were evil.
Suddenly a Combein saw Gordon and Yelled "I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL ROBOT COMBEIN AND YOUR JUST A STINKY HUMMEN!"
And then Gordon turned into a poptart.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82430 on: May 12, 2011, 02:07:25 AM »
*laughs at Gordon turning into a poptart*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82431 on: May 12, 2011, 02:09:06 AM »
The Pepole looked up and Shouted "SAVE US BECAUSE WE THE PEPOLE ORDERED YEW 2!"
And then Gordon looked back and  said "NO! I CANNOT SAVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU THE PEPOLE TOLD ME TOO! I CANNOT SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL COMBEIN ROBOT WHO HATES TEH STINKY HUMMENS! HUMMENS REALLY NEED TO TAKE A BATH!"
And then the Pepole turned into a Macidtart.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82432 on: May 12, 2011, 02:11:21 AM »
Gordons a spy!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82433 on: May 12, 2011, 02:20:49 AM »
Emerelda Triplemoon was one day an office typing at compooter when she got message from Macid that say
"HELP EMERELDA I AM BATTLING THE FINAL BOSS AND I NEED HELP!"
Emerelda stood up and said "I NEED TO HELP MY BROTHER MACID FREEMAN BECAUSE I AM HIS BROTHER EMERELDA FREEMAN AND I MUST DO MY DUTY AND FACE FULL LIFE CONSQEUENCES!"
So Emerelda shut off compooter and ran to roof where her motorcycle was
she hopped in motorcycle and drove fast but was pulled over by Combein
the Combein yelled "HEY YOU YOUR GETTING A TICKET FOR DRIVING FAST"
And Emerelda said "I cant let you ticket me Officer"
The Combein asked "Why not"
Emerelda" BECAUSE OFFICER YOU ARE A ZOMBIE OFFICER!"
And then the Zombie pants officer tried to attack Emerelda but she shot him with wepon.
And then the officer was ded.
Emerelda knew she needed to get to macid quick so she drove REALLY FAST!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82434 on: May 12, 2011, 03:15:23 AM »
That freakin' Gordan's a spy!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82435 on: May 12, 2011, 04:36:02 AM »
*muffled noises through a gas mask*
Translation: There's a spy!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82436 on: May 12, 2011, 06:14:43 AM »
Spah sappin mah sentry!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82437 on: May 12, 2011, 01:34:51 PM »
hai everyone! om nom nom
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82438 on: May 12, 2011, 02:27:30 PM »
Heyup Taco ^_^ How're you today?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #82439 on: May 12, 2011, 02:30:33 PM »
i'm pretty gewd!!! hows about yew my kiteish fwend
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