I had an absolutely wonderful moment. on a chat room.
someun requested a private chat with me
Them: mmm *pounces you* hey there cutie.
Me: uhm, who are you o-o?
Them: I can be anyone you want me to be.
Me: then turn into rick james and sing Superfreak for me. I love that song ^^.
they immediately left.
GOSH I LVOE THE INTERNET

and i got pucnhed in the chest today by my friend who i accidently slapped.