Hey so I had a thought. Pirates and Ninjas, just bear with me for a sec. Who would win in a fight? Ninja, if theyre any good and wait for a pirate to fall asleep. Even if theyre awake, I'd still lean towards ninja because of their superior agility. Now, for who's cooler, lets look at each one. Pirates have rum, theiving, treasure, cannons, ships, monkeys/parrots, and women

. Ninja's are invisible, wear black, can run on water, dissapear in a cloud of smoke, and others that I'm forgetting. Point is, Pirates are cooler cause they can have monkeys! Also, aren't you like a *ahem* ticked off cyborg marine Gabag? Why are you looking at me like that?