The Random Thread

[Buddywolf]

Done! I am on fire....it kinda stings 

[Gabag]

NINJA?!

Point em out, i must kill him.....

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

*poke macid in the back of the head just barely lettin him see the evil grin on my face before vanishing*

[Gabag]

Gentlemen, we have a ninja in our midst. Everybody light yourself on fire, its their only weakness.

Team Fortresss 2 takes that literally

the only way to locate a disguised spy is by FIRE!

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

funny dosent affect me *ignites self on fire and is unharmed*

[Gabag]

*equips killing gloves of boxing and uppercuts Kitt, doing over 5000 dmg as a critical hit*

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

flys through the air thinking to myself 'man glad im beyond the realms of life and death.' *fires a ball of bale fire at gabag*

[Gabag]

*BUILDING KICK!'s the bale fire ball and nothing happens*

I am the guy who takes down people like you Kitt

[Ares the Ram]

"Sunshine, lollipops and, rainbows, everything that's wonderful thats what I feel when, we're together!"

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

Hey I just colect the souls imagine if everyones souls you killed were still here they could do you great harm but i remedy that and by the way *rips a hole to the infernal rift and forces gabag into it then seals it shut* I hope you like Ice.

[Gabag]

*punches a hole in space behind kitt's head*

SURPRISE!!!

I figured out how to accelerated the space around my body to such a degree, i technically achieved FTL travel

[Ares the Ram]

you cant just punch a hole through space! thats unpossible!

[Kitt_R_Beesley]

*laughs as a hoard of ice demons try to engulf gabag* too bad fire dosent work on these guys huh gabag? and btw if reapers could die don't you think id have killed myself by now? imagin millenia of having to kill thousands of inocents just because it is their 'time' and wars even though their fun the work afterward is dull and agrivateing at the same time they blame you for their death and no matter how pissed you get you don't get to decide where they end up! trust me I'd take death if I could cause that would mean I could move on! but I am what I am and I have you here to keep me entertained so its all good know you won't die when your time comes Gabag I will make you a reaper.

[The Past]

Your treehouses don't have a chance against the flying panda babies!

[Gabag]

*laughs as a hoard of ice demons try to engulf gabag* too bad fire dosent work on these guys huh gabag? and btw if reapers could die don't you think id have killed myself by now? imagin millenia of having to kill thousands of inocents just because it is their 'time' and wars even though their fun the work afterward is dull and agrivateing at the same time they blame you for their death and no matter how pissed you get you don't get to decide where they end up! trust me I'd take death if I could cause that would mean I could move on! but I am what I am and I have you here to keep me entertained so its all good know you won't die when your time comes Gabag I will make you a reaper.

*gabag whips around and blasts all the demons in the face... with an automatic railgun*

DEwww Daa ne, DA DA DEEE DA DEEE!!!! DA DEEEEEE!

*is obviously listening to some awesome action music*