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Offline Ara Av-Toa

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4650 on: January 31, 2019, 08:57:08 PM »
Receives landing.

Inserts some Uranium-235.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4651 on: January 31, 2019, 09:28:52 PM »
Gets a magazine of 7.62x51mm Depleted-Uranium Bullets.

Inserts Disruptor.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4652 on: February 03, 2019, 12:57:44 PM »
Receives a hole.
(how does that even work?)

Inserts an infiltranium crystal
(If: completely imaginary element. Has no defined physical properties.)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4653 on: February 15, 2019, 12:25:46 PM »
Recieves Anti-matter

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4654 on: February 15, 2019, 01:22:48 PM »
Receives an emoji-movie themed backpack.

Inserts silverware.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4655 on: February 16, 2019, 12:08:16 AM »
Receives free stop signs.

Inserts head.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4656 on: February 16, 2019, 12:43:52 AM »
receives sword

inserts  9_9

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4657 on: February 16, 2019, 12:45:18 AM »
receives  <.< >.>

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4658 on: February 16, 2019, 03:15:01 AM »
gets malodor

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4659 on: February 16, 2019, 03:18:16 AM »
receives air

inserts nothing
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4660 on: February 16, 2019, 07:46:38 PM »
gets nothing

inserts cup

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4661 on: February 17, 2019, 12:32:05 PM »
Receives plate

Inserts a catchy song

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4662 on: February 18, 2019, 05:52:10 PM »
receives that one song you can't get out of your head no matter what you do.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4663 on: February 20, 2019, 08:48:50 PM »
gets house

inserts great big tub of mayonnaise

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #4664 on: February 22, 2019, 12:22:23 AM »
gets great big tub of ketchup.

Inserts a heart of one of my enemies!
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